(Dance Jokes)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dance jokes.
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (4th of July Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  3. What did the guy lobster ask the girl lobster at the ball?… He went up to her and asked, “Shell we dance?”
  4. Why are gymnast dancing from rings?… It’s a good place to hang out. (Gymnastics Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s the homecoming dance? (Homecoming Jokes)
  6. What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes / Ghost Jokes / Dance Jokes)
  7. What’s a tornado’s favorite dance?… The twist!
  8. What was the dance team coach’s name?… Cory Ography.
  9. What do you call a recycling bin that’s always dancing?… A can can! (Earth Day Jokes)
  10. What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist. (Pretzel Jokes)
  11. What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?… The bunny hop. (Easter Jokes)
  12. After a long day out skiing, I want to go to a snowball so I can dance like snowbody’s watching. (Skiing Jokes)
  13. Where do snowman go to dance during a blizzard?… A snow ball! (Snow Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  14. What kind of dances do skiers go to?… Snowballs. (Skiing Jokes)
  15. What kind of tea should you drink when watching the Nutcracker?… Chai-kovsksy. (Tea Jokes & Nutcracker Jokes)
  16. Why did the ballet instructor make her students practice The Nutcracker so often?… To keep them on their toes. (Nutcracker Jokes)
  17. What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie! (Mardi Gras Jokes & Dance Jokes) 
  18. Why do field goal kickers attend ballet lessons?… So that they can do the splits upright!
  19. The 8th grade class was going to see the Nutcracker at Wang Center and they asked each individual kid if he or she wanted to go… One girl declined, saying, “I could see my squirrel do it.” (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  20. What show does a squirrel see on Christmas Day?… The Nutcracker. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  21. What do you call sheep who perform The Nutcracker?… Baaaah-lerinas. (Sheep Jokes)
  22. What is the most painful Russian dance?… Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker. (Nutcracker Jokes)
  23. What did the nutcracker say to the chestnut?… “You’re busted.”
  24. What show does a squirrel see on Christmas Day?… The Nutcracker. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  25. What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of cashews?… A nutcracker. (Santa Jokes)
  26. How do you find a Nutcracker?… Act like a walnut!
  27. What are the biggest Nutcrackers?… Elephants! (Elephant Jokes)
  28. What did dad say about the nut cracker he got for Christmas?… “This nutcracker’s suite!”
  29. What do you call an automatic Nutcracker?… A squirrel. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  30. What did the pecan say to the Nutcracker?… Nothing… pecans can’t talk!
  31. Where can you find vintage Nutcrackers?… The internut. (Computer Jokes)
  32. Why did the walnut cross the road?… To get away from the Nutcracker.
  33. What nut can’t you open with a Nutcracker?… A donut. (Donut Jokes)
  34. Why can’t dogs perform The Nutcracker?… They have two left feet…(Dog Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good nutcracker knock-knock joke?
  36. What ballet are men afraid of?… The Nutcracker. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  37. What’s a squirrel’s favorite Christmas tradition?… The Nutcracker. (Dance Jokes & Squirrel Jokes)
  38. What’s a nutcracker’s favorite food?… Crackers. They’re nuts for them. (Dance Jokes)
  39. Why did the nutcracker cross the road?… To get his nuts.
  40. Which ballet is the most uncomfortable for guys to have to sit through?… The Nutcracker.
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good nutcracker knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  42. What is the worst Christmas present for men?… A nutcracker.
  43. What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker?… A castration crustacean. (Lobster Jokes)
  44. Why did the husband buy his wife a nutcracker for Christmas?… He figured after all these years breaking his balls manually she deserves it. (Marriage Jokes)
  45. What happens when you kick your cousin in the groin at Christmas?… From then onwards, they will call you, “Nutcracker.”
  46. There was a man who became the karate champion on Christmas Day… So he decided to go by the name, “The Nutcracker.” (Karate Jokes)
  47. Why does your mom guard the house?… Because she is a nutcracker.
  48. What do you call a nutcracker whose pants keep falling down?… A buttcracker.
  49. Many years ago, I picked up some walnuts and a nutcracker at Walmart… But enough about where I met my wife. (Marriage Jokes)
  50. I went to the nutcracker today… Now I can’t have children. (Baby Jokes)
  51. Well, I guess we are going to see “The Nutcracker” on Saturday!… My mother-in-law, not the play! (Marriage Jokes)
  52. What did Frodo say when he saw the elves dancing?… It must be Christmas time. (Dance Jokes / Christmas Jokes / Elf Jokes)
  53. Can you still “work it”… on Labor Day?  (Labor Day Jokes)
  54. Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?… Because all the kids are flossing all the time now! (Labor Day Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  55. Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (365 Basketball Jokes)
  56. My dentist said I should try flossing more… I’ve started taking dance lessons now. (Dentist Jokes)
  57. Why are elephants bad dancers?… Because they have two left feet! (Elephant Jokes)
  58. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Pasta Jokes)
  59. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes / Music Jokes / Dance Jokes)
  60. Which dance do ice-creams prefer?… The Creamarena! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  61. Since it’s the Fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away! (4th of July Jokes)
  62. Each branch has a military ball (Navy Ball, Army Ball, etc.) And it warms my heart to know that one branch will be having “Space Balls” from here on out. (Dance Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  63. Why do leprechauns hate running?… They’d rather jig than jog. (Leprechaun Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  64. What’s a turtle’s go-to romantic move?… Slow dances. (Turtle Jokes)
  65. What did Frodo say when he saw the elves dancing?… It must be Christmas time.
  66. What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?… That’s ENT-ertainment! (Tree Jokes & Dance Jokes
  67. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about dancing?
  68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good dance knock-knock joke?
  69. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good dance knock knock jokes?(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  70. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom! (Prom Jokes)
  71. What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
  72. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance at the prom! (Prom Jokes)
  73. Dancing trees?… Now that’s ENT-ertainment. (Tree Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  74. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes & Dance Jokes) 
  75. Where do attacks go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Lacrosse Jokes)
  76. Where do penguins go to dance?… The snow ball!
  77. What is a penguin’s favorite dancing style?… Pole Dancing.
  78. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Cat Jokes & Dance Jokes)