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  1. What did the one sheep say to the other?… I love ewe! And how did the other sheep respond?… You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  3. How do sheep share their feelings with each other?… By saying, “I love ewe.” (Sheep Jokes)
  4. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?… You’re not so baaaa-d! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  5. What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?…  “Baaaa humbug!” (Christmas Jokes)
  6. How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?… “Fleece Navidad!” (Music Jokes )
  7. What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?… “Season’s bleatings!”