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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about sheep.
  2. What do you call sheep who perform The Nutcracker?… Baaaah-lerinas. (Nutcracker Jokes)
  3. What is a sheep’s favorite sport?… Baa-dminton! (Badminton Jokes)
  4. What do you call a sheep born on February 29th?… A “leap lamb!”
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about sheep?
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good sheep knock-knock joke?
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good sheeo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  8. What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?… Day go baaa. (Star Wars Jokes)
  9. What did the one sheep say to the other?… I love ewe! And how did the other sheep respond?… You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  10. What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  11. How do sheep share their feelings with each other?… By saying, “I love ewe.” (Sheep Jokes)
  12. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?… You’re not so baaaa-d! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?…  “Baaaa humbug!” (Christmas Jokes)
  14. How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?… “Fleece Navidad!” (Music Jokes )
  15. What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?… “Season’s bleatings!”