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- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
- 365 Family Friendly Jokes
- 180 School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- Jokes for Special Day of the Year
- Spring Jokes
- (Chicken Jokes)
- Why did the chicken cross the road? DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
- Which day of the year do chickens hate the most?… Good Fry-day! (Good Friday Jokes)
- I was watching the Boston Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed as a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought:…”This’ll be interesting.” (Egg Jokes)
- What did the mathematicians prepare for dinner on March 14th?… Chicken Pot Pi!
- Why did the chewing gum cross the road?… It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. (Gum Jokes)
- What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?… Poultree. (Tree Jokes)
- What do you call a dance party in Colorado?… Shake ‘n Bake. (Colorado Jokes)
- Why would a penguin cross the road twice?… To prove he isn’t a chicken.
- What do you call a hobbit eating at KFC?… Lord of the Wings. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe?… She wanted to hachet! (Egg Jokes)
- I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes / Graduation Jokes / Chicken Jokes)
- Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?… The kernel was looking for him. (Chicken Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (March Madness Jokes & Art Jokes)
- What does popcorn and KFC have in common?… Greasy, old kernals. (Chicken Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?” (Hot Dog & Hunting Jokes)
- Why is a referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths. (March Madness Jokes)
- Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman eat the chicken wings?… Because it had hot sauce on it. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
- Why did the basketball sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls.
- What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes / Duck Jokes / Rain Jokes)
- What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Chicken Jokes / Egg Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- What is a spring chick after it is five months old?… Six months old. (Chicken Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- What can you catch from scared hockey players?… Chicken pucks. (Hockey Jokes)
- Chicken pot pie My three favorite things.
- Why did the chicken go to prom?… To show everyone it had feathers to dance. (Chicken Jokes & Dance Jokes)