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  1. Why did the chicken cross the road? DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
  2. Which day of the year do chickens hate the most?… Good Fry-day! (Good Friday Jokes)
  3. I was watching the Boston Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed as a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought:…”This’ll be interesting.” (Egg Jokes)
  4. What did the mathematicians prepare for dinner on March 14th?… Chicken Pot Pi!
  5. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?… It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. (Gum Jokes)
  6. What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?… Poultree. (Tree Jokes)
  7. What do you call a dance party in Colorado?… Shake ‘n Bake. (Colorado Jokes)
  8. Why would a penguin cross the road twice?… To prove he isn’t a chicken.
  9. What do you call a hobbit eating at KFC?… Lord of the Wings. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  10. Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe?… She wanted to hachet! (Egg Jokes)
  11. I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes / Graduation Jokes / Chicken Jokes)
  12. Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  13. Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?… The kernel was looking for him. (Chicken Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  14. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (March Madness Jokes & Art Jokes)
  15. What does popcorn and KFC have in common?… Greasy, old kernals. (Chicken Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  16. On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?” (Hot Dog & Hunting Jokes)
  17. Why is a referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths. (March Madness Jokes)
  18. Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman eat the chicken wings?… Because it had hot sauce on it. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  19. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
  20. What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
  21. Why did the basketball sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls.
  22. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes / Duck Jokes / Rain Jokes)
  23. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Chicken Jokes / Egg Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  24. What is a spring chick after it is five months old?… Six months old. (Chicken Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  25. What can you catch from scared hockey players?… Chicken pucks. (Hockey Jokes)
  26. Chicken pot pie My three favorite things.
  27. Why did the chicken go to prom?… To show everyone it had feathers to dance. (Chicken Jokes & Dance Jokes)