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More Duck Jokes…
- What’s Peyton Mannings favorite TV show?… Duck Dynasty.
- How do you get down from a tree?… You don’t. Down comes from a duck. (Tree Jokes)
- What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Fireworks Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?… One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill! (American Revolution Jokes)
- At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.
- When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?… At the quack of dawn.
- What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?… A Christmas Quacker. (Christmas Jokes)
- What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head during summer camp?… Time to DUCK! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Duck Jokes)
- What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?… Beneduck Arnold.
- What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?… A wise quacker.
- Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?… A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes & Rain Jokes)