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  1. Astronomy Jokes for Kids: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  2. Banana Jokes for Kids: What kind of a key opens a banana?… A monkey! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  3. Bee Jokes for Kids: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  4. Bike Jokes for Kids: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  5. Biology Jokes for Kids: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!  (Marathon Jokes for Kids)
  6. Birthday Jokes for Kids: What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
  7. Candy Jokes for Kids: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  8. Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes)
  9. Daylight Savings Jokes for Kids: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  10. Disney Jokes for Kids: What’s the pirate’s favorite movie?… Booty and the Beast. (Pirates Jokes for Kids)
  11. Dentist Jokes for Kids: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes)
  12. Donut Jokes for Kids: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! 
  13. Election Jokes for Kids: What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  14. Flip Flop Jokes for Kids: What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  15. 4th of July Jokes for Kids:
  16. Full Moon Jokes for Kids:
  17. Geography Jokes for Kids: What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Pirate Jokes& 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  18. Graduation Jokes for Kids: What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
  19. Grandparent Jokes for Kids: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
  20. Gum Jokes for Kids: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  21. Hamburger Jokes for Kids: Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  22. Kentucky Derby Jokes for Kids: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  23. May Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
  24. May the 4th Be With You Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  25. Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! 
  26. Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  27. Napping Jokes for Kids: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  28. Nurse Jokes for Kids: What is it called when a hospital runs out of maternity nurses?… A mid-wife crisis! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  29. Pirate Jokes for Kids: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
  30. Popcorn Jokes for Kids: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
  31. Spring Jokes for Kids: What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall.
  32. Star Wars Jokes for Kids: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes)
  33. Winnie the Pooh Jokes for Kids: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
  34. Birthday Jokes for Kids: What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
  35. Candy Jokes for Kids: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  36. Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes)
  37. Graduation Jokes for Kids: What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
  38. Kentucky Derby Jokes for Kids: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  39. May Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
  40. May the 4th Be With You Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  41. Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! 
  42. Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  43. Spring Jokes for Kids: What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall.
  44. Star Wars Jokes for Kids: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes)
  45. Winnie the Pooh Jokes for Kids: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.