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Cinco de Mayo is celebrated annually on May 5 and commemorates the Mexican Army’s victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862.

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
  2. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
  3. Cinco de Mayo is cancelled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo! (Covid Jokes)
  4. This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  5. It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5. (May Jokes)
  6. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?… Room tempera-churros.
  7. The only downside to Cinco de Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
  8. I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
  9. Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
  10. As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.
  11. Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
  12. Hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
  13. Did you see the forecast Cinco De Mayo week?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Weather Jokes)
  14. Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres. (Magic Jokes)
  15. Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Taco Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  16. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
  17. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes & (365 Music Jokes))
  18. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  19. Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. (365 Music Jokes)
  20. What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Arriba McEntire. (Music Jokes)
  21. Where are the best burritos served on Cinco De Mayo?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  22. How do tacos say grace on Cinco De Mayo?… Lettuce pray. (Taco Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  23. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (May The Fourth Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth)
  24. A waiter approaches a table celebrating Cinco De May with a recent graduate…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa? (Grammar Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  25. Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas. It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
  26. Happy Drinko de Mayo!
  27. I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard
  28. Conor McGregor hates Cinco de Mayo. It’s nothing personal, he just can’t stand Mayweather.
  29. When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!”
  30. What do call a cat in a blanket on Cinco de Mayo?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
  31. What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! (Skunk Jokes)
  32. What do you call a cargo ship full of mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?… Sinko de Mayo!
  33. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
  34. What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
  35. What do you call a person drowning in mayonnaise on May 5th?… Sinko De Mayo.
  36. What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  37. Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patrick’s Day.
  38. What book do you read on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila Mockingbird.
  39. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Burrito Jokes)
  40. What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili. (Blizzard Jokes)
  41. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes)
  42. Where do Hispanics celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
  43. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  44. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
  45. Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  46. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  47. What’s honey mustards least favorite holiday?… Cinco de Mayo.
  48. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  49. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Taco Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  50. What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen eating nachos?…CHiPs and dip. (California Jokes) 
  51. Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  52. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo?
  53. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  54. What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Taco Jokes)
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cinco De Mayo knock-knock joke?
  56. Cinco de Mayo is nacho ordinary holiday. It’s time to rock out with your guac out!
  57. “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez (Golf Jokes)
  58. What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla. (Ocean Jokes)
  59. What is the warning label for Cinco de Mayo?… Watch the margaritas if you don’t want an Ache-in de Head-o.
  60. What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  61. Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero. (Archery Jokes)
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  63. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Grinch Jokes)
  64. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes! (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
  65. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Cinco De Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
  66. May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.
  67. What is the similarity between Labor Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Only one, both are not celebrated by the Mexicans.
  68. How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration? Call Nine Juan Juan.
  69. I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow. Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
  70. What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?” I don’t like Mayweather!” (Boxing Jokes)
  71. Hope you had a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
  72. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
  73. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  74. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  75. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Arizona Jokes)
  76. What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?… Inch-iladas.
  77. What do Mexican youth do on eve of Cinco de Mayo?… They Netflix and chili.
  78. To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: Happy Thursday
  79. At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise. And they just loved it. They couldn’t make mayonnaise quick enough. Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico. Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise went with it, the Mexicans were devastated. So devastated that they did the only logical thing they could do: make a holiday to commemorate that tragic event. Know what they called that holiday? Cinco de Mayo
  80. How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?… In Mexi-cans! (Beer Jokes)
  81. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
  82. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes)
  83. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  84. Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Burrito Jokes)
  85. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
  86. Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?… When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila! (Police Jokes)
  87. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. (Cow Jokes)
  88. What do you you call a Mexican inch worm?… An inch-a-lotta. (Worm Jokes)
  89. Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks, “When am I going to die?” The fortune teller replies, “You will die on a major Mexican holiday.” Trump asks: “Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?” The fortune teller replies, “ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!”
  90. What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
  91. Happy Cinco de Mayo! I hope every Juan has a great day.
  92. Since it’s Cinco De Mayo, I think I’m gonna eat a little Mexican tonight. And after that, I’ll have dinner.
  93. Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo? Because only white people celebrate it.
  94. What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo? Felix Naughty Dog.
  95. In honor of Cinco De Mayo – Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say “No Trespassing”.
  96. I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever.
  97. What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?… Sink o de mayo.
  98. Happy Cinco de Mayo… I hope every Juan has a great day!
  99. I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo but all of mine are 5/5.
  100. Why does the Mexican guy take xanax? For hispanic attacks.
  101. Happy Gringo de Drinko!
  102. What did the man call his cat after Cinco de Mayo?… A Purrito.
  103. Why do Americans love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They will celebrate anything involving margaritas, especially a victory over France.
  104. Why Americans shouldn’t make jokes about Cinco de Mayo?… That’s crossing the border.
  105. How many Mexicans does it take to celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Just Juan!
  106. Cinco de Mayo: As if I needed an excuse to get wasted on tequila.
  107. Don we now our gay sombreros!
  108. What is a good Cinco de Mayo joke?… Good Cinco de Mayo jokes are Juan in a million.
  109. What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco De Mayo?… On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.
  110. What is the only downside to Cinco de Mayo?… The hangover.
  111. When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row?… Cinco.
  112. What do you call four matadors in quicksand?… Quatro Cinco.
  113. What is the significance of Cinco de Mayo?… It is the day when white people find out how low they can sinko.
  114. What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Bosso.
  115. What do Americans call Cinco de Mayo?… Drinko de Mayo.
  116. How is soda served at Cinco de Mayo?… MexiCANS.
  117. What is the only distinguishing factor between St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Nothing, Cinco de Mayo is just spicy St. Patrick’s Day.