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Cinco de Mayo is celebrated annually on May 5 and commemorates the Mexican Army’s victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862.
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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
- Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is Cinco de Mayo.
- I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
- Holy guacamole, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
- The only downside to Cinco de Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
- 2020 was the first Cinco de Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Bosso. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
- Cinco De Mayo Advice: Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
- Happy Cinco De Mayo: A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres. (Magic Jokes)
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
- What was Elvis’s favorite Cinco de Mayo snack?… The jailhouse guac! (365 Music Jokes)
- How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
- Which band would a great headliner for the Cinco de Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. (365 Music Jokes)
- Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is Cinco De Mayo! It’s party time! (Burrito Jokes)
- I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco De Mayo… No strings attached. (Guitar Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patrick’s Day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a Cinco De Mayo secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Burrito Jokes)
- Did you see the forecast Cinco De Mayo week?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Weather Jokes)
- What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth jokes)
- It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5. (May Jokes)
- Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo was cancelled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo! (Covid Jokes)
- How do tacos say grace on Cinco De Mayo?… Lettuce pray. (Taco Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
- Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley. (California Jokes)
- What book do you read on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila Mockingbird.
- What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Arriba McEntire. (Music Jokes)
- As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo. (Margarita Jokes)
- I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow… Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch! (Cemetery Jokes)
- What is the #1 song for Cinco De Mayo… Tequila by the Champs. (365 Music Jokes)
- Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Taco Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family. (Taco Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
- Where are the best burritos served on Cinco De Mayo?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
- How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?… Call Nine Juan Juan. (Police Jokes)
- Why Americans shouldn’t make jokes about Cinco de Mayo?… That’s crossing the border.
- A waiter approaches a table celebrating Cinco De May with a recent graduate…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa? (Grammar Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- What do call a cat in a blanket on Cinco de Mayo?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
- Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas. It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas. (Margarita Jokes)
- May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- Happy Drinko de Mayo!
- Are you ready to guac and roll?… It is Cinco De Mayo!
- To all my Americans friends: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: Happy Thursday.
- Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout Mexican history.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo dish?… Boo-rritos. (Burrito Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- What do you call a cargo ship full of mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?… Sinko de Mayo!
- Cinco De Mayo Motto: Can’t siesta… it’s time to fiesta!
- Cinco De Mayo Pun:Let’s make like a tortilla and wrap up this party.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: Fiesta forever, work never.
- Cinco de Mayo: As if I needed an excuse to get wasted on tequila. (Margarita Jokes)
- Have you heard the joke about the tortilla on Cinco De Mayo?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo is nacho ordinary holiday… It’s time to rock out with your guac out! (365 Music Jokes)
- When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Grinch Jokes)
- Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks, “When am I going to die?” The fortune teller replies, “You will die on a major Mexican holiday.” Trump asks: “Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?” The fortune teller replies, “ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!” (Election Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- What do you call a person drowning in mayonnaise on May 5th?… Sinko De Mayo. (Swimming Jokes)
- What is the warning label for Cinco de Mayo?… Watch the margaritas if you don’t want an Ache-in de Head-o. (Margarita Jokes)
- What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
- Did you hear about the baker that got churros for Cinco de Mayo?… They were just what he kneaded.
- What’s honey mustard’s least favorite holiday?… Cinco de Mayo.
- Where do birds go to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… Someplace cheep. (Bird Jokes)
- What did the plate say on Cinco de Mayo?… Tonight, dinner’s on me.
- Why did the girl wear a sweater to Cinco de Mayo dinner?… Because it was chili.
- I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo… but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.
- What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Taco Jokes)
- I am feeling a little guac-ward about my dance moves, but who cares?… It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!”
- How do cows celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They go to the moo-vies. (Cow Jokes)
- Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth Be With You). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (May The Fourth Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry. It’s Cinco de Mayo!
- What’s a frog’s favorite Cinco de Mayo drink?… Croak-a-Cola.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo?
- What is Thor’s favorite Cinco De Mayo food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes)
- What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! (Skunk Jokes)
- How did the avocado feel after a day of Cinco de Mayo celebrations?… Guacward.
- What do you call a Mexican Jedi apprentice?… Pada Juan.
- What’s the best advice to give on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot. (Margarita Jokes)
- This Cinco De Mayo pary is so lit… even the piñatas want to hit it.
- What did one sombrero say to the other?… You go on ahead. (Hat Jokes)
- Where do you learn to make fried ice cream?… At sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What happens when fried ice cream gets angry?… It has a melt down. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Cinco de Mayo?… They don’t have the guts.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: Let’s get this fiesta started… I’m feeling salsa good right now.
- In honor of Cinco De Mayo – Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?… Because the signs say “No Trespassing.”
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Cinco De Mayo!
- What do Mexican youth do on eve of Cinco de Mayo?… They Netflix and chili. (Movie Jokes)
- At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise. And they just loved it. They couldn’t make mayonnaise quick enough. Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico. Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise went with it, the Mexicans were devastated. So devastated that they did the only logical thing they could do: make a holiday to commemorate that tragic event. Know what they called that holiday? Cinco de Mayo.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: This Cinco De Mayo party is nacho average fiesta.
- What is the similarity between Labor Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Only one, both are not celebrated by the Mexicans.
- How do you throw a cinco de mayo party?… Start with a Mariachi band and a little bit of guac and roll.
- What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo?… Felix Naughty Dog. (Christmas Jokes)
- What do you call a dinosaur that loves Cinco De Mayo?… A Fiesta-saurus Rex!
- What did the cactus say at the Cinco De Mayo party?… “Aloe, let’s celebrate!”
- Why was the math book so excited for Cinco de Mayo? it couldn’t wait to do some “pi” natas calculations.
- Hope you had a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes)
- “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez (Golf Jokes)
- What is a good Cinco de Mayo joke?… Good Cinco de Mayo jokes are Juan in a million.
- What is the only downside to Cinco de Mayo?… The hangover.
- When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row?… Cinco.
- What is the significance of Cinco de Mayo?… It is the day when white people find out how low they can sinko.
- What do Americans call Cinco de Mayo?… Drinko de Mayo.
- How is soda served at Cinco de Mayo?… MexiCANS.
- I hate Cinco De Mayo! – Said no Juan ever.
- What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?… Sink o de mayo.
- Happy Cinco de Mayo… I hope every Juan has a great day!
- Happy Gringo de Drinko!
- What did the man call his cat after Cinco de Mayo?… A Purrito. (Burrito Jokes)
- Why do Americans love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They will celebrate anything involving margaritas, especially a victory over France. (Margarita Jokes)
- How many Mexicans does it take to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… Just Juan!
- How does Darth Vader like his quesadillas cooked?… On the dark side. (Darth Vader Jokes)
- Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. (365 Music Jokes)
- Conor McGregor hates Cinco de Mayo. It’s nothing personal… he just can’t stand Mayweather
- What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla. (Ocean Jokes)
- Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen eating nachos?…CHiPs and dip. (California Jokes)
- I’d tell you an enchilada joke… but it’s probably too cheesy.
- What did one avocado say to the other?… You guac my world.
- Customer: “Will my quesadilla be long?” Waiter: “No, it’ll be round.” (Geometry Jokes)
- What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Taco Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?… For hispanic attacks. (Psychology Jokes)
- What did the guacamole say to the salsa?… Avo good day.
- What did the pepper say when his mom asked him to take out the trash?… “No poblano.”
- Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout history.
- What do churros and baseball have in common?… They both require a batter. (Baseball Jokes)
- What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?… Arriba McEntire.
- What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?… Room tempera-churros.
- What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Frank… Frank who?… Frank you for getting me a margarita. (Margarita Jokes)
- Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot. (Margarita Jokes)
- Salsa and chips walk into a restaurant. The host says, “Sorry, we don’t serve appetizers here.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cinco De Mayo knock-knock joke?
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Lime… Lime who?… Lime all yours.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. (Margarita Jokes)
- Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Bird Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have any more salsa?
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have any more sangria?
- Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili. (Father’s Day Jokes)
- What did one taco chip say to the other?… Let’s go for a dip. (Taco Jokes)
- What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili. (Blizzard Jokes)
- Don’t worry, taco your time getting here, the guacamole will be waiting!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive tacos! (Taco Jokes)
- What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero. (Archery Jokes)
- This party’s so lit… even the piñatas want to hit it.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes! (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Cinco De Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
- What do you you call a Mexican inch worm?… An inch-a-lotta. (Worm Jokes)
- What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?”… I don’t like Mayweather!” (Boxing Jokes)
- What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (365 Sports Jokes)
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
- Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
- How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Arizona Jokes)
- What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?… Inch-iladas.
- What do you call four matadors in quicksand?… Quatro Cinco.
- What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes)
- How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?… In Mexi-cans! (Beer Jokes)
- What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes)
- Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes)
- What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
- Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Burrito Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?… When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila! (Police Jokes & Margarita Jokes)
- Don we now our gay sombreros! (Hat Jokes)
- What is the only distinguishing factor between St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Nothing, Cinco de Mayo is just spicy St. Patrick’s Day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo?… Because only white people celebrate it.
- What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. (Cow Jokes)
- Since it’s Cinco De Mayo, I think I’m gonna eat a little Mexican tonight. And after that, I’ll have dinner.
- What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day?… Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- How did the high schoolers make the prom a spicy event?… They turned up the salsa dancing! (Dance Jokes)