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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best margarita jokes.
- Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo with a few margaritas. (Taco Jokes)
- The only downside to Cinco de Mayo and margaritas… Is Seis de Hangover. (Beer Jokes)
- Hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo and a few margaritas! (World Geography Jokes)
- A waiter approaches a table celebrating Cinco De May with a recent graduate…Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some margaritas or chips and salsa? (Grammar Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe order me a margarita?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me a margarita?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to make a margarita?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me what is in a margarita?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to make a GREAT margarita?
- Customer: “Could i have a margarita with light ice?” Bartender: “I’m sorry, but all our ice weighs the same.”
- A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for “One Corona, two margaritas and……… a lemonade”. The bartender replies “Sure, but why the big pause?” The bear looks down and says “That’s just the way I’m built.”
- Son: Hey Dad, why is my sister called Margarita? Dad: Because your mom likes that drink. Son: Oh. Thanks dad. Dad: You’re welcome Bud.
- Why is there a ring of salt around the rim of a margarita glass?… To keep the spirits from escaping.
- What is the only downside to Cinco de Mayo and margaritas?… The hangover.
- Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas. It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
- Happy Drinko de Mayo!
- What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! (Skunk Jokes)
- Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides Saint Patrick’s Day.
- What book do you read on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila Mockingbird.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about margaritas?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good margarita knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Bosso.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good margarita knock-knock joke?
- What’s the difference between a man and a margarita? The margarita hits the spot every time.
- What is O.J. Simpson’s favorite drink?… Margarita, but he swears he never wanted tequila.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Frank… Frank who?… Frank you for getting me a margarita.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita.
- Why do Americans love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They will celebrate anything involving margaritas, especially a victory over France.
- Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas. It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
- Cinco de Mayo: As if I needed an excuse to get wasted on tequila.
- What is the warning label for Cinco de Mayo?… Watch the margaritas if you don’t want an Ache-in de Head-o.
- What’s the best advice to give on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
- Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
- Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?… When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila! (Police Jokes & Margarita Jokes)