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More Taco Jokes…

  1. We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
  2. We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
  3. Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
  4. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Mole Day Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  5. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.   
  6. Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
  7. A math teacher asked her sassy student “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “well if your asking, I’ll still have 4” (Math Jokes for Kids)
  8. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  9. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  10. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
  11. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  12. Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes)
  13. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for Taco Bell?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  14. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes)
  15. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
  16. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  17. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
  18. Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, its will be round!
  19. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  20. Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
  21. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business. (Biology Jokes)
  22. What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas.
  23. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Cheese Jokes
  24. How do taco chefs live their lives?… By seasoning the moment! 
  25. What Tex-Mex food is good for measuring?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  26. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
  27. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  28. What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle?…  Fold me close! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  29. A taco and some nachos were hanging out. The nacho was so sad. The taco asked “Wanna taco bout it?” But the nacho turned away saying “Its nacho business!” 
  30. “Waiter waiter! Theres a bee in my taco!” “Yes sir, its the fly’s day off.” (Bee Jokes)
  31. “Waiter, what is this fly doing in the salsa?” “Looks like the backstroke.” (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  32. A panda walks into a taqueria. He orders two tacos and gobbles them down. Then suddenly he draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waitress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.” The waitress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.” (Animal Jokes)
  33. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere! (Full Moon Jokes)
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Waiter!… Waiter who?… Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
  35. Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat. (Cat Jokes)
  36. Why did the taco chef stop cooking?… He ran out of thyme.
  37. Why do taco fish swim in salt water?… Cause pepper water is too spicy! (Swimming Jokes)
  38. “I don’t like tacos” said no Juan ever.
  39. Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar!
  40. A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A quesadilla stuck in one of his ears, a burrito in the other ear, and a taco in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.” (Doctor Jokes)
  41. The difference between tacos and your opinion is that I asked for taco.
  42. Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.
  43. Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. 
  44. I know it’s early, but I’m already thinking about tacos. 
  45. You can’t be sad with a taco in your hand. (Psychology Jokes)
  46. Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.
  47. Why did you climb onto the roof of the taqueria?… Because the manager said the fish taco was “on the house.” (Hiking Jokes)
  48. Did you eat my dalmatian taco?… Yeah, it really hit the spot! (Dog Jokes)
  49. Thank god I don’t have to hunt for my food. I don’t even know where tacos live. (Hunting Jokes)
  50. I wonder if there’s a taco out there thinking of me too. Boyfriends are cool and all, but have you tried tacos?
  51. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. (Cow Jokes)
  52. I want to start juicing but I’m hesitant because I don’t know how to juice tacos. 
  53. What did the Taqueria chef say he did on vacation?… Taco bout what an awesome time he had! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  54. Some days I eat salad and go to the gym. Some I chase 10 tacos with a dozen shots of tequila. It’s called balance. 
  55. I wish I were full of tacos instead of emotions. (Psychology Jokes)
  56. I want someone to look at me the way I look at tacos.
  57. Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck. (Summer Jokes)
  58. My hobbies include eating tacos and complaining that I’m getting fat.
  59. Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it.
  60. When do you put french fries in tacos?… Fry-Day! (Fast Food Day Jokes)
  61. What did the taco say to the guacamole?… Avocado (I’ve got a) crush on you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  62. A day with tacos won’t kill you…but why risk it?
  63. Did you hear the slogan at that new Taqueria?… “7 days without tacos makes ONE weak!”
  64. Have you heard the joke about the Santa Fe taco?…  It was corny.  (Corn Jokes)
  65. You will never truly know heartbreak until you see a waiter coming with your tacos and then he sharply swerves to a different table!
  66. “Waiter! Theres a dead fly in my taco!” “Yeah, they can’t take the spicy jalapenoes.”
  67. “Waiter! There is a fly in the salsa!” “Don’t worry, the spider in your taco will get him.”
  68. “Waiter! Why is there a fly in my taco!” “I’m so sorry! I must have missed it when I picked out the others.”
  69.  You cannot make everybody happy, you are not a taco.
  70. What did the stoner say when he had the best time of his life?… Taco about a good time.
  71. What’s better than a talking burrito?… Adele taco.
  72. What is a spicy taco’s favorite movie?…  Catch me if you Cayenne!
  73. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?… Because there was a Taco Bell on the other side.
  74. Why did the man climb onto the roof of taco truck?… Because the manager said the fish taco is on the house. (Hiking Jokes)
  75. Why can’t you taco to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  76. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  77. Two bankers went into a taqueria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases and started to eat! The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged tacos.
  78. Whats a dog’s favorite taco?… Puppito! (Dog Jokes)
  79. There is no “we” in taco.
  80. All I care about is tacos…and like 3 people. 
  81. A balanced diet is a taco in both hands.
  82. “Waiter, this isn’t a taco. Its’ got a hamburger bun!” “I’m so sorry! No bun intended.” (Hamburger Jokes)
  83. “Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?” “That’s a bean taco.” “I’m sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?”
  84. “Waiter, I ordered guac an hour ago, how long will the chips be?” “About 4 inches each I assume” 
  85. “Waiter! What’s wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?” “I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.” (Egg Jokes)
  86. What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?… Avocadonts.
  87. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Avocado!… Avocado who?… Avocado cold. (Doctor Jokes)
  88. Have you heard about the garlic taco diet?… You don’t lose any weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
  89. Who serves food at the star wars taqueria?… Darth Waiter (Star Wars Jokes)
  90. Where are the best tacos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  91. Did you have the Wookie steak taco? I heard its a little Chewie! (Chewbacca Jokes)
  92. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
  93. A man went to a taco/thai fusion restaurant. “Waiter! Do you have frog legs?” “Of Course!” “Then hop off and get me more tacos!” (Frog Jokes)

Other Mexican Food Jokes

  1. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  2. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Top Animal Jokes)
  3. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  4. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  6. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.