Taco Jokes

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October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes

More Taco Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best taco jokes.
  2. I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day. (Burrito Jokes)
  3. Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. (Labor Day Jokes)
  5. We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
  6. We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
  7. Customer: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? Waiter: No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
  8. Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny. (Corn Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  9. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  10. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Labor Day Jokes)    
  11. Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  12. I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them. (Fish Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  13. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
  14. Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
  15. What did the taco say to the turtle?… I like your shell.
  16. Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
  17. Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Salad Jokes)
  18. What did turtle say to the taco?… My shell or yours?
  19. If you don’t like tacos… I’m nacho type. (Valentine’s Day)
  20. I got gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell. (Car Jokes)
  21. The difference between tacos and your opinion is… that I asked for tacos.
  22. How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair. (Labor Day Jokes)
  23. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
  24. Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  25. Two bankers went into a taqueria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases and started to eat! The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged tacos. (Labor Day Jokes)
  26. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  27. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu. (Labor Day Jokes)
  28. I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about tacos?
  33. Why are Tacos depressed?… Because they’re always falling apart. (Psychology Jokes)
  34. I don’t like it when you make tacos… They’re nacho best dish.
  35. Live like every day is Taco Tuesday!
  36. Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Beer Jokes)
  37. Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side! (Walking Jokes)
  38. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant?… It’s the taco the town!
  39. A taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course! (Music Jokes)
  40. Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion?… It was a hostile taco-ver.
  41. Have you heard the joke about the Santa Fe taco?…  It was corny. (Corn Jokes & New Mexico Jokes)
  42. A panda walks into a taqueria. He orders two tacos and gobbles them down. Then suddenly he draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waitress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.” The waitress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.” (Animal Jokes)
  43. Why did you climb onto the roof of the taqueria?… Because the manager said the fish taco was “on the house.” (Hiking Jokes)
  44. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere! (Full Moon Jokes)
  45.  You cannot make everybody happy… you are not a taco.
  46. A math teacher asked her sassy student: “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “Well if you’re asking, I’ll still have 4.”(Math Jokes for Kids)
  47. What does a depressed taco say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
  48. Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Disney Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  49. A balanced diet is… a taco in both hands.
  50. What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas.
  51. Why did the taco chef stop cooking?… He ran out of thyme.
  52. A day without tacos won’t kill you…but why risk it?
  53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Waiter!… Waiter who?… Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good taco knock-knock joke?
  55. It’s good to have friends who are taco chef… They are always seasoning the day.
  56. Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal… It starts with, “lettuce pray.” (Lettuce Jokes)
  57. Don’t worry… taco your time.
  58. Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long. He said no, it was going to be round. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  59. Someone asked me if I was into fitness… Yeah, fit’n’ess whole taco in my mouth in one go.
  60. The taco waiter kept asking you personal questions… He was jalapeño business.
  61. I absolutely love tacos… in queso you didn’t know. (Cheese Jokes)
  62. These tacos are going to guac your world.
  63. When my mom went out she left me some tacos… in queso emergency. (Mom Jokes)
  64. The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well. “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”  
  65. We can taco ‘ver the phone later if you want. 
  66. I really want to go to the new Mexican restaurant that just popped up down the road. It’s become the taco the town.
  67. Have you ever been interrupted by a tortilla?… It’s seriously annoying, they always taco’ver you.
  68. I covered a crocodile with tortillas…. It became a tacodile. 
  69. My life is like a taco… It’s falling apart. 
  70. Mexicans like to put hot sauce on their tacos… Por flavor. 
  71. I made some fish tacos last night…. They just swam around for ages and didn’t eat them.
  72. When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos, I didn’t know how to answer. I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.
  73. My cat hates tacos… she prefers to eat purr-itos. (Cat Jokes)
  74. When you don’t want to talk about it, it’s best to burrito your head in the sand.  
  75. I wrapped my cat in a blanket… Now she’s a purrito. (Cat Jokes)
  76. The Mexican restaurant owner decided to  expand his business and open a tortilla factory… He wanted the extra dough. (Labor Day Jokes)
  77. A tortilla chip is an i-salsa-les triangle. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  78. The police said the burrito thief wouldn’t talk, so I tried to persuade him. “Listen,” I said, “you need taco-operate with us.” (Police Jokes)
  79. People think eskimos eat fish… but most of the time they eat brrr-itos.
  80. Tortillas don’t sing Happy Birthday, they prefer to sing, “fajita jolly good fellow.” (Birthday Jokes)
  81. The local Greek restaurant has started serving the best tacos and burritos. I thought I was going to love it, but it turned out it was just Greecey Mexican food. 
  82. I made up a song about how much I love Mexican food…. It’s a wrap. 
  83. Come on, let’s not burrito round the bush.
  84. Let’s taco bout snacks, baby!
  85. Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion?… It was a hostile taco-ver.
  86. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant?… It’s the taco the town!
  87. Why are tortillas such bad conversationalists?… They always tacover you!
  88. Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe?… Because they keep it under wraps!
  89. What do you call a semi-aquatic reptile that loves Mexican food?… A tacodile.
  90. What is a taco’s favorite TV show?… Better Call Salsa.
  91. Why shouldn’t you trust tacos?… Because they always spill the beans!
  92. What does a taco say on Saint Patrick’s Day?… “Taco the morning to ya!” (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  93. Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
  94. Taco chefs live their lives by season the moment.
  95. Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
  96. Don’t eat too many tacos—you’ll put yourself into a tacoma!
  97. I packed you an extra taco—just in queso you need it!
  98. Tacos have fillings, too!
  99. Trying to decide what to order?… There are so many delicious tacos to choose from. Taco your time.
  100. We’re going to get Mexican food, whether you want to or not… Are you going taco-ooperate?
  101. Have a spec-taco-ular day!
  102. A taco and some nachos were hanging out. The nacho was so sad. The taco asked “Wanna taco bout it?” But the nacho turned away saying “It’s nacho business!” 
  103. How do taco chefs live their lives?… By seasoning the moment! 
  104. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good taco knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  105. What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle?…  Fold me close! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  106. Did you have the Wookie steak taco?… I heard its a little Chewie! (Chewbacca Jokes)
  107. Did you hear the slogan at that new Taqueria?… “7 days without tacos makes ONE weak!”
  108. Where are the best tacos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  109. Why do taco fish swim in salt water?… Cause pepper water is too spicy! (Swimming Jokes)
  110. “Waiter waiter! Theres a bee in my taco!” “Yes sir, it’s the fly’s day off.” (Bee Jokes)
  111. Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?… Por flavor.
  112. Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat. (Cat Jokes)
  113. What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  114. Thank god I don’t have to hunt for my food… I don’t even know where tacos live. (Hunting Jokes)
  115. What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla.
  116. Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.
  117. When do you put french fries in tacos?… Fry-Day! (Fast Food Day Jokes)
  118. Life is like a taco… It falls apart.
  119. Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos… I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. 
  120. What did the Taqueria chef say he did on vacation?… Taco bout what an awesome time he had! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  121. Who serves food at the star wars taqueria?… Darth Waiter (Star Wars Jokes)
  122. As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game… To help us get more runs than our opponent.
  123. Have you heard about the garlic taco diet?… You don’t lose any weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
  124. You can’t be sad with a taco in your hand. (Psychology Jokes)
  125. Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.
  126. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  127. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes)
  128. Did you eat my dalmatian taco?… Yeah, it really hit the spot! (Dog Jokes)
  129. I know it’s early, but… I’m already thinking about tacos.
  130. I wonder if there’s a taco out there thinking of me too. Boyfriends are cool and all, but have you tried tacos?
  131. I want to start juicing but I’m hesitant because I don’t know how to juice tacos. 
  132. Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long. He said no, it was going to be round.
  133. I wish I were full of tacos instead of emotions. (Psychology Jokes)
  134. I want someone to look at me the way I look at tacos.
  135. Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal. It starts with, “lettuce pray.”
  136. Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck. (Summer Jokes)
  137. “Waiter! Theres a dead fly in my taco!” “Yeah, they can’t take the spicy jalapenoes.”
  138. My hobbies include eating tacos and complaining that I’m getting fat.
  139. You will never truly know heartbreak until you see a waiter coming with your tacos and then he sharply swerves to a different table!
  140. It’s good to have friends who are taco chef… They are always seasoning the day.
  141. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  142. Don’t worry, taco your time.
  143. What is a spicy taco’s favorite movie?…  Catch me if you Cayenne!
  144. What did the taco say to the guacamole?… Avocado (I’ve got a) crush on you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  145. “Waiter! There is a fly in the salsa!” “Don’t worry, the spider in your taco will get him.”
  146. “Waiter! Why is there a fly in my taco!” “I’m so sorry! I must have missed it when I picked out the others.”
  147. What’s better than a talking burrito?… Adele taco.
  148. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?… Because there was a Taco Bell on the other side.
  149. Why did the man climb onto the roof of taco truck?… Because the manager said the fish taco is on the house. (Hiking Jokes)
  150. Why can’t you taco to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  151. Whats a dog’s favorite taco?… Puppito! (Dog Jokes)
  152. There is no “we” in taco.
  153. All I care about is tacos…and like 3 people. 
  154. “Waiter, this isn’t a taco. It’s got a hamburger bun!” “I’m so sorry! No bun intended.” (Hamburger Jokes)
  155. “Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?” “That’s a bean taco.” “I’m sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?”
  156. “Waiter, I ordered guac an hour ago, how long will the chips be?” “About 4 inches each I assume” 
  157. “Waiter! What’s wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?” “I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.” (Egg Jokes)
  158. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for Taco Bell?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  159. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  160. What does Pac-Man put on his tacos?… Guacauacauacauacauacauacamole
  161. What’s the difference between my son and taco bell… I love taco bell.
  162. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
  163. If you eat 25 tacos and pass out, you’ll wake up in.. Tacoma.
  164. What is a restaurant for robots called?… Dell taco.
  165. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
  166. What does a chicken taco say?… Guawk guawk!!
  167. What do you call taco sauce protectors?… Mild Protective Services.
  168. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  169. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Mole Day Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  170. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  171. Someone asked me if I was into fitness. Yeah, fit’n’ess whole taco in my mouth in one go.
  172. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
  173. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  174. I absolutely love tacos, in queso you didn’t know.
  175. When my mom went out she left me some tacos, in queso emergency.
  176. These tacos are going to guac your world.
  177. We can taco ‘ver the phone later if you want.
  178. I really want to go to the new Mexican restaurant that just popped up down the road. It’s become the taco the town.
  179. Have you ever been interrupted by a tortilla? It’s seriously annoying, they always taco’ver you.
  180. The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well. “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”
  181. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business. (Biology Jokes)
  182. The taco waiter kept asking you personal questions. He was jalapeño business.
  183. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Cheese Jokes) 
  184. What Tex-Mex food is good for measuring?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  185. I covered a crocodile with tortillas. It became a tacodile.
  186. “Waiter, what is this fly doing in the salsa?” “Looks like the backstroke.” (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  187. A man went to a taco/thai fusion restaurant. “Waiter! Do you have frog legs?” “Of Course!” “Then hop off and get me more tacos!” (Frog Jokes)
  188. A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A quesadilla stuck in one of his ears, a burrito in the other ear, and a taco in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.” (Doctor Jokes)
  189. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. (Cow Jokes)
  190. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  191. What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?… Avocadonts.
  192. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Avocado!… Avocado who?… Avocado cold. (Doctor Jokes)
  193. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos. (Penguin Jokes)
  194. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Top Animal Jokes)
  195. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  196. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  197. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
  198. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the taco is on the house.
  199. I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once… They kindly asked me to get off the counter.
  200. My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”
  201. What did the stoner say when he had the best time of his life?… Taco about a good time.
  202. “I don’t like tacos” said no Juan ever.
  203. Some days I eat salad and go to the gym. Some days I chase 10 tacos with a dozen shots of tequila. It’s called balance. 
  204. Taco chance on me!