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October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best taco jokes.
- I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them. (Fish Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny. (Corn Jokes & Dad Jokes)
- Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Labor Day Jokes)
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Lettuce Jokes)
- I got gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell. (Car Jokes)
- We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
- Customer: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? Waiter: No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
- The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
- Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
- National Taco Day is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day. (Burrito Jokes)
- Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant?… It’s the taco the town!
- How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing! (Salad Jokes)
- Two bankers went into a taqueria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases and started to eat! The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged tacos. (Labor Day Jokes)
- I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- You cannot make everybody happy… you are not a taco.
- Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Beer Jokes)
- Why are Tacos depressed?… Because they’re always falling apart. (Psychology Jokes)
- Live like every day like it is is Taco Tuesday!
- Which Disney princess only comes out on National Taco Day?… Taco Belle! (Disney Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What is a taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course! (Music Jokes)
- A day without tacos won’t kill you… but why risk it?
- What do bears call summer campers in sleeping bags?… Soft tacos. (Taco Jokes / Bear Jokes / Napping Jokes)
- A math teacher asked her sassy student: “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “Well if you’re asking, I’ll still have 4.”(Math Jokes for Kids)
- I made up a song about how much I love Mexican food…. It’s a wrap.
- A panda walks into a taqueria. He orders two tacos and gobbles them down. Then suddenly he draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waitress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.” The waitress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.” (Animal Jokes)
- A balanced diet is… a taco in both hands.
- What do you get if you eat onions on your taco?… Tear gas
- We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
- The difference between tacos and your opinion is… that I asked for tacos.
- When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Cheese Jokes)
- What did the taco say to the turtle?… I like your shell. (Turtle Jokes)
- Taco Pun: Don’t worry… taco your time.
- Have a spec-taco-ular day!
- Don’t worry, taco your time.
- Taco Pun: Let’s taco bout snacks, baby!
- Life is like a taco… It falls apart.
- Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.
- Taco Pun: Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
- Taco Pun: Taco chefs live their lives by season the moment.
- Taco Pun: Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
- Taco Pun: Don’t eat too many tacos—you’ll put yourself into a tacoma!
- Taco Pun: I packed you an extra taco—just in queso you need it!
- Taco Pun: Tacos have fillings, too!
- These tacos are going to guac your world.