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Google Search “Salad Jokes”

  1. Why did the apple pie turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing. (Apple Pie Jokes)
  2. What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing! (Lettuce Jokes & Salad Jokes)
  3. How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?… Stab it twenty three times! (Ides of March Jokes)
  4. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them. (Ides of March Jokes)
  5. Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Ides of March Jokes)