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Google Search “Salad Jokes”
- Why did the apple pie turn red?… Because it saw the salad dressing. (Apple Pie Jokes)
- What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing! (Lettuce Jokes & Salad Jokes)
- How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?… Stab it twenty three times! (Ides of March Jokes)
- What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them. (Ides of March Jokes)
- Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines. (Ides of March Jokes)