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Top 10 July Jokes & July Jokes 

  1. July 1st: Top 10 Canada Day Jokes: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  2. July 1st: Top 10 July JokesKnock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
  3. July 4th Independence DayTop 10 Knock Knock Jokes for the 4th of July: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  4. July 4th: Independence Day: Top 10 4th of July JokesWhat dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  5. July 14th: Top 10 Bastille Day JokesWhy were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
  6. Top 10 Shark Week Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes Lawyer Jokes)
  7. July 13th: National French Fry Day: What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  8. July 18th: National Ice Cream DayNational Ice Cream Day Jokes: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream
  9. July 18th: National Hot Dog Day: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
  10. July 18th: National Junk Food Day: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa (Animal Jokes for Kids)

January Jokes / Top 10 January jokes

  1. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year! (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
  2. January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti JokesWhat do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)

January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)

January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk JokesWhat do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)

January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!

January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 10 Bagel Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!

January 16th Appreciate A Dragon Day Dragon Jokes: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Napping Jokes)

January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)

January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Top 10 Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)

January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes

January 23rd National Pie Day JokesTop 10 Pie Jokes: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes)

January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day JokesTop 10 Peanut Butter Jokes

January 30th National Croissant Day Top 10 Croissant Jokes

February Jokes / Top 10 February Jokes

  1. Top 10 Leap Year JokesWhat is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  2. February 2nd: Top 10 Ground Hog Day JokesDoes anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again.
  3. February 7th: Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has one.
  4. February 7th:Top 10 Super Bowl Bowl LV Jokes:Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  5. February 9th: National Pizza Day Top 10 Pizza Jokes: Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. 
  6. February 14th Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes: My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about February? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  8. There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Top 10 Jokes for Each MonthGrammar Jokes)
  9. February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes)
  10. February is ending today, but that’s okay…. We’ll March on. (March Jokes)
  11. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  12. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  13. What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary

March Jokes / Top 10 March Jokes

  1. March 1st: Top 10 March Jokes: Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  2. March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  3. March 4th Top 10 Grammar JokesI once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. March 6thOreo CookieDay: Why do basketball players love oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (March Madness Jokes & Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  5. Top 10 Winter JokesWhat is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  6. Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  7. March 12th Selection Sunday: Top 10 March Madness Jokes: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)
  8. March 14th Top 10 Pi Day Jokes:
  9. March 14th Top 10 Daylight Savings Jokes:
  10. March 15th: Ides of March Jokes:
  11. March 17th: Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day JokesKnock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)

April Jokes / Top 10 April Jokes

  1. April 1st: April Fools’ Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Jokes)
  2. April 1st Opening Day for Baseball: Have you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park!
  3. April 1st: National Burrito Day Jokes: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
  4. April 4th: Top 10 Easter Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
  5. April 5th: Top 10 Final Four Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
  6. April 7th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  7. April 19th: Patriots Day: Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
  8. April 25th World Penguin Day:

Top 10 May Jokes

  1. May 1st: May Day or International Workers’ Day Top 10 May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
  2. Kentucky Derby Top 10 Kentucky Derby Jokes: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  3. May 4th May 4th Be With Your or Star Wars Day: Top 10 May the Fourth Be With You Jokes: What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  4. May 5th Revenge of the Fifth: Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  5. May 5th: Top 10 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
  6. May 6th: Top 10 Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
  7. May 7th: Full Moon Jokes: Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  8. Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  9. May 13th: Apple Pie Day Top 10 Apple Pie Jokes: Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to hurry up his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Music Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  10. May 15th: National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. 
  11. May 23rd World Turtle Day: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
  12. Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)