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February Jokes / Top 10 February Jokes

  1. Top 10 Leap Year JokesWhat is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  2. February 2nd: Top 10 Ground Hog Day JokesDoes anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again.
  3. February 7th: Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has one.
  4. February 7th:Top 10 Super Bowl Bowl LV Jokes:Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  5. February 9th: National Pizza Day Top 10 Pizza Jokes: Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. 
  6. February 14th Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes: My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about February? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  8. There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Top 10 Jokes for Each MonthGrammar Jokes)
  9. February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes)
  10. February is ending today, but that’s okay…. We’ll March on. (March Jokes)
  11. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  12. If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  13. What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary

January Jokes / Top 10 January jokes

January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year! (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)

January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti JokesWhat do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)

January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)

January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk JokesWhat do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)

January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!

January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 10 Bagel Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!

January 16th Appreciate A Dragon Day Dragon Jokes: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Napping Jokes)

January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)

January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Top 10 Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)

January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes

January 23rd National Pie Day JokesTop 10 Pie Jokes: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes)

January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day JokesTop 10 Peanut Butter Jokes

January 30th National Croissant Day Top 10 Croissant Jokes