101 Kentucky Derby Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
  2. In honor of the Kentucky Derby: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for the Kentucky Derby? (Hat Jokes)
  4. What sporting event does the British Royal Family always follow?… The Kentucky Derby. It is part of the Triple Crown. (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  5. How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  6. My wife and I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Derby! (Wedding Jokes)
  7. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  8. Are you watching the Kentucky Derby?… Yay or neigh?
  9. What did the teacher say when the Kentucky Derby horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?” (Jokes for Teachers)
  10. When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Vampire Jokes)
  11. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Maine Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  12. What did one Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  13. What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred. (Bread Jokes)
  14. Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude?… She always said Neigh.
  15. What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes)
  16. They call the Kentucky Derby the fastest two minutes in sports… But they clearly haven’t seen me start, then quit, a 5K. (Track and Field Jokes)
  17. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA! (Book Jokes)
  18. What did the waiter say to the race horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
  19. A horse named “Needle and Thread” is running away with the horse race what did the announcer say?… “I think he’s got this race all sewn up.”
  20. The winner of the Kentucky Derby has been invited to the White House. The stallion declined, stating: “If I wanted to look at a horse’s ass, I would’ve come in second.” (Election Jokes)
  21. What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
  22. Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  23. What is a retired race horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Retirement Jokes)
  24. Where do colts go when they’re sick?… The horsepital! (Doctor Jokes)
  25. Where do race horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy! (Black Friday Jokes)
  26. Why are jockeys so skinny?… Because they only eat Seabiscuits and tea. (Tea Jokes)
  27. Why don’t racehorses wear underwear?… Because it rides up on them!
  28. I call my son Seabiscuit because all he does is horse around. (Dad Jokes)
  29. A dog is man’s best friend, especially after you lose money on a horse. (Dog Jokes)
  30. What did the retired Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” (Retirement Jokes)
  31. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
  32. What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare! (Napping Jokes)
  33. What type of apple does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh. (Computer Jokes)
  34. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday! (Friday Jokes)
  35. Are you a Kentucky Derby race horse?… Yay or neigh?
  36. What do you call a race horse with the negative altitude?… Neigh!
  37. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  38. What’s the quickest way to get mail a Kentucky Derby horse?… Use the Pony Express. (Mailman Jokes)
  39. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz. (Bee Jokes)
  40. Where do you put two horses that just broke up?… In the pasture.
  41. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares! (Napping Jokes)
  42. Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
  43. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare! (Napping Jokes)
  44. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Kentucky Derby?
  45. What gets a jockey drunk at the bar?… A furlong island ice tea. (Beer Jokes)
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Kentucky Derby knock-knock joke?
  47. Why are race horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  48. What do you call a race horse with only 2 legs?… Goody two-shoes.
  49. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes)
  50. What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  51. I hate to beat a dead horse, but If I’ve got enough money in the Kentucky Derby… you better believe I’ll do what’s necessary.
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Kentucky Derby knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  53. Person #1: “Your mare – what breed is it?” Person #2: “No clue, but it beat the winner of this year’s Kentucky Derby. ” “Why wasn’t it entered for the Triple Crown?” “Problem is, it gallops only at night. Snoozes in the daytime.” “Tsk tsk tsk… a nightmare.” (Napping Jokes)
  54. What’s the best kind of car to use in a demolition derby?… Dodge. (Car Jokes)
  55. Why was the driver fired from the demolition derby?… He was accused of wreckless driving. (Car Jokes)
  56. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh.
  57. What sporting event does a king always follow?… The Kentucky Derby. It is part of the Triple Crown. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  58. What sporting event does a queen always follow?… The Kentucky Derby. It is part of the Triple Crown.(Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  59. What did the bra say to the Derby hat?… You go on a head while I give these two a lift. (Hat Jokes)
  60. Kentucky Derby Knock Knock Jokes:
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the three races that make up the Triple Crown? (Triple Crown Knock Knock Jokes)
  62. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the first year the Kentucky Derby was run? (1875)
  63. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me where the Kentucky Derby is run?
  64. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to sing My Old Kentucky Home? (365 Music Jokes)
  65. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the first Kentucky Derby winner? (Aristides)
  66. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for the Kentucky Derby? (Hat Jokes)
  67. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the first year the term Triple Crown was used to refer to horse who won the Kentucky Derby, Preakness, and Belmont Stakes? (1830)
  68. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the first year the Triple Crown was established?
  69. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the last Kentucky Derby winner?
  70. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the 1st race of the Triple Crown? (Hat Jokes)
  71. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the 2nd race of the Triple Crown?
  72. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the 3rd race of the Triple Crown?
  73. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name one Triple Crown winner?
  74. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name all the Triple Crown winners?
  75. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the first Triple Crown winner?
  76. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the last Triple Crown winner?
  77. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people here to watch the Kentucky Derby.
  78. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people who win a lot of money on the Kentucky Derby.
  79. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of college graduations cancelled the same day as the Kentucky Derby. due to college protests. (Graduation Knock Knock Jokes)
  80. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of college graduations on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. (Graduation Knock Knock Jokes)
  81. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people here wearing Kentucky Derby hats.
  82. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people betting on the Kentucky Derby.
  83. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people drinking Mint Julep drinks.
  84. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people here to watch this horse race.
  85. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 3 races that make up the Triple Crown?
  86. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st race in the Triple Crown? (Hat Jokes)
  87. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 2nd race in the Triple Crown?
  88. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 3rd race in the Triple Crown?
  89. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the year the Triple Crown was recognized?
  90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me when the Kentucky Derby race is? (1830)
  91. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me when the record time for the Kentucky Derby?
  92. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me when the horse that holds the record for the fastest time in the Kentucky Derby?
  93. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name a horse who has won the when the Kentucky Derby more than once?
  94. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name a horse who has the most Kentucky Derby victories?
  95. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me a funny Kentucky Derby joke?
  96. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me a funny Kentucky Derby knock knock joke?
  97. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you think of any more funny Kentucky Derby knock knock jokes?
  98. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you think of any more funny Kentucky Derby jokes?
  99. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you believe how much I won on Kentucky Derby?
  100. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you believe how much I lost on Kentucky Derby?
  101. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you believe how much the winner gets for the Kentucky Derby?