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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bike jokes.
  2. How did the author of Tom Sawyer learn to ride a bicycle?… With Twain ing wheels. (Mark Twain Quotes & Bike Jokes)
  3. How does a skier get to work?… By icicle. (Skiing Jokes)
  4. Pie Puns: I’m gonna ride my pie-cycle around the neighborhood. (Pie Jokes)
  5. How did the apple go to the pie shop?… On a pie-cycle. (Pie Jokes)
  6. I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses… They’re calling it The Two Tires.(101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  7. How does a Snowman get to school?… By icicle. (Snowman Jokes & Bike Jokes)
  8. How are a car and a bicycle similar?… You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them. (Car Jokes & Bike Jokes)
  9. What does a turtle need to ride a bike?… A shellmet. (Turtle Jokes)
  10. Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Colorado Jokes)
  11. I’m tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment… I tried it once, and nearly killed some girl on a bike. (Environment Jokes)
  12. Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?…It was two-tired. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  13. A motorist is making his way down a flooded road after a night of torrential rain. Suddenly he sees a man’s head sticking out of a large puddle. He stops his car and asks the man if he needs a lift….‘No thanks,’ says the man. ‘I’m on my bike.’ (Environment Jokes)
  14. What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  15. How do pencils exercise?… Stationary Bike.
  16. How does Frosty the Snowman get around?… On an “ice”-icle! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  17. What happened when the wheel was invented?… It caused a revolution! (Bike Jokes)
  18. What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes)
  19. I’ve recently bought a mirror for my bike… I’ve never looked back since.
  20. A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes… My dogs don’t even own bikes. (Police Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  21. What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?… Attire!
  22. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  23. What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes)
  24. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired! (Napping Jokes)
  25. “Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.” Mark Twain
  26. When is a bicycle not a bicycle?… When it turns into a driveway.
  27. My son tried riding his bike without training wheels today and the bike kept falling…I guess you could say it was two tired.
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about bikes! (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  29. I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses… They’re calling it The Two Tires.
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good bike knock-knock joke?
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good bike knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  32. Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?… They tend to lose their balance. (Pi Day Jokes)
  33. I have a bike with no seat. It hurts to ride, and no one wants to buy it because it has no seat. So I’m stuck riding this bike.It’s a vicious cycle.
  34. My dog used to chase everyone he saw on a bike.It got so bad that eventually, we had to take his bike away.
  35. What did the flower say to the bike?… petal. (Flower Jokes)
  36. My sister told me I couldn’t make a bicycle out of spaghetti… You should have seen her face when I rode pasta! (Pasta Jokes)
  37. How did the barber win the bike race?… He took a short cut. (Barber Jokes)
  38. How does a snowman get to work?… By icicle! (Snowman Jokes)
  39. Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it’s $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.He said “inflation”
  40. My dogs chase people on bikesNever get your dogs from the circus
  41. Teacher: If you got $20 from 5 people, what do you get? Student: A new bike!
  42. What is a ghost-proof bicycle?… One with no spooks in it. (Halloween Jokes)
  43. What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?… Cycleangelo. (Art Jokes)
  44. What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?… Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep. (Napping Jokes)
  45. Why can’t you take a nap during the Tour de France?… Because if you snooze, you loose! (Bastille Day Jokes)
  46. What is Thor’s favourite cycling competition?… Thor de France!
  47. What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?… bedridden. (Napping Jokes)
  48. What does a turtle need to ride a bike?… A shellmet! (Turtle Jokes)
  49. Why do bicycles fall asleep?… Because they’re tired. (Napping Jokes)
  50. “I’ve really had it with my dog,” says a guy to his neighbor. “He’ll chase anyone on a bicycle.””Hmmm, that is a problem,” said the neighbor. “What are you thinking of doing about it?””Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!”
  51. Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bicycle when, suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off, and starts letting air out of the tires.The one on the back says: “HEY! What are you doing that for?!”The first nerd says, “My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit.”So the one in the back has had enough. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction.Now it’s the first guy’s turn to wonder what’s going on. “What are you doing?” he asks his friend.”Look, mate,” says the rider in the back, “if you’re going to do stupid stuff like that, I’m going home!!”
  52. How do you know you’ve married a cycling addict?… You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.
  53. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?… Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell. (Elephant Jokes)
  54. Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bicycle race?… She has a pumpkin for a coach! (Cinderella Jokes)
  55. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
  56. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Flower Jokes)
  57. My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike.I rode on, ruthlessly.
  58. A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.”What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider.”Perhaps you didn’t notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .””Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!”