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More Napping Jokes…

  1. Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  2. Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  3. What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Worm Jokes)
  4. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired! (Bike Jokes)
  5. What do scuba divers wear to bed?… A snore-kel. (Swimming Jokes)
  6. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Meatball Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  7. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Football Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  8. Why don’t worms like getting up in the morning?… Because the early bird catches the worm. (Worm Jokes)
  9. Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  11. Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Nurse Jokes)
  12. What school supply is still tired all summer long?…A knapsack. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  13. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  14. To celebrate the end of winter, my local bed shop is having a spring sale. The rest of the bed is still full price though. (Napping Jokes)
  15. How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?… Add spring water. (Spring Jokes)
  16. Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  17. What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  18. Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?… I don’t know. Because it was always sweeping during class! (180 School Jokes)
  19. I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year. (Napping Jokes)

What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night?… A PILL-ow. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)

What school supply is always tired?… A knapsack! (Back to School Jokes for Kids)

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)

What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!

What do you call a skeleton that takes naps?… Sleepy bones! (Halloween Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes & Christmas Jokes)

What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?… A dino-snore! (Dinosaur Jokes)

What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Coffee Jokes)

Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)

Knock knockout?…  Who is there?… Daisy… Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

The worst part of waking up (from a nap), is Folgers in your lap. (Coffee Jokes)

Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty! (Disney Jokes for Kids)

How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it! (Camping Jokes)

What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?… Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes for Kids)

How do you know an elephant is in your bed?… Because when you get into bed your nose touches the ceiling. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)

What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?… Sleep somewhere else.(Groundhog Day Jokes)