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More Napping Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best sleeping jokes.
  2. My wife is the biggest “Lord of the Rings” fan… Every night I hear her Tolkien in her sleep. (Napping Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  3. How does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! (Harry Potter Jokes)
  4. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Pasta Jokes)
  5. Why was the cop in bed?… Because he was an undercover cop! (Police Jokes)
  6. Why do Minions run round their beds?… To catch up on their sleep. (Minion Jokes)
  7. If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
  8. A nurse wakes up her patient and says “Wake up Mrs. Johnson. It’s time to take your sleeping pills.” (Nurse Jokes)
  9. Why couldn’t the pancake sleep?… He kept tossing and turning! (Pancake Jokes)
  10. Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk quietly past the medicine cabinet?… So they wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
  11. Why was the summer camp so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense). (Summer Camp Jokes)
  12. What do you call turtles who are only awake during the night time?… Noc-turtles. (Turtle Jokes)
  13. What did the shuttlecock say when it was trying to sleep?… Who’s making all the racquet? (Badminton Jokes)
  14. My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy… She’s Tolkien in her sleep. (Marriage Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  15. Why did the pillow go to the nurse?… He was feeling all stuffed up!
  16. Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class! (Prom Jokes)
  17. What do penguins wear on their feet at nighttime?… Slippers.
  18. Why should you never share a bed with a woodchuck?… They always hog the covers. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  19. How do students make their beds on a snow day?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Snow Day Jokes)
  20. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Presidents Day Jokes)
  21. How did Richard Nixon sleep in the White House?… First he lied on one side, then he lied on the other.
  22. What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  23. Why was George Washington always pictured standing up?… Because he never lied. (Presidents Day Jokes)
  24. How do you make a waterbed bouncier?… Fill it with spring water. (Spring Jokes)
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about sleeping?
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good napping knock-knock joke?
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good napping knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  28. I’m good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
  29. What’s an Etch-A-Sketch artists’s worst nightmare?… An earthquake. (Art Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  30. What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?…Nightmares(Horse Racing Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  31. Last nigh I had a nightmare about earthquakes…. I woke up trembling. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
  32. My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands… and two of them were just napping. (Cemetery Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  33. How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?… It was way past its threadtime! (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  34. Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  35. What school supply is still tired all summer long?… A knapsack.
  36. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July down to take a nap. (July Knock Knock Jokes)
  37. Mom #1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning? Mom #2: I just put the cat on the bed. Mom #1: How does that help?Mom #2:: The dog’s already there. (Dog jokes for Kids & Napping Jokes)
  38. What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  39. I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Pizza Jokes)
  40. A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.” (Book Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  41. Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?… Because he wanted sweet dreams. (Candy Jokes)
  42. What’s the difference between a Patric Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Super Bowl Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  43. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Winter Solstice Jokes)
  44. Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda… I guess it was just a Fanta sea! (Swimming Jokes)
  45. Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  46. Patient: Doctor, at night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings Doctor: That’s ok, you’re just Tolkien in your sleep. (Doctor Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  47. I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though. (Brownie Jokes)
  48. What happened when they found out about the kidnapping at the high school graduation?… They woke him up. (High School Graduation Jokes)
  49. What happened when they found out about the kidnapping in the senior’s auditorium?… They woke him up.
  50. Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  51. What can you call your brother who falls asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?… Your napkin. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  52. What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Worm Jokes)
  53. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired! (Bike Jokes)
  54. What do scuba divers wear to bed?… A snore-kel. (Swimming Jokes)
  55. A lady who was known as Churchill’s main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, “Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?” Churchill sleepily replied, “No, ma’am. I do so purely by choice.”
  56. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Meatball Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  57. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Football Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  58. Why don’t worms like getting up in the morning?… Because the early bird catches the worm. (Worm Jokes)
  59. Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  60. What does a tea bag do when it’s tired?…It steeps! (Tea Jokes)
  61. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (George Washington Quotes)
  62. What do you call a veteran who sleeps in a bathroom stall?… A loo-tenant. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  63. Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Winter Jokes for Kids / Hockey Jokes / Bear Jokes)
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  65. The company commander and the sergeant were in the field. As they go to bed for the night, the first sergeant said: “Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?” The commander said: “I see millions of stars.” Sgt: “And what does that tell you, sir?” “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?” Sgt: “Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent.” (Veterans Day Jokes)
  66. Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Nurse Jokes)
  67. What school supply is still tired all summer long?…A knapsack. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  68. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  69. To celebrate the end of winter, my local bed shop is having a spring sale. The rest of the bed is still full price though. (Napping Jokes)
  70. How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?… Add spring water. (Spring Jokes)
  71. Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  72. What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  73. Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?… I don’t know. Because it was always sweeping during class! (180 School Jokes)
  74. I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year. (Napping Jokes)
  75. What middle school supply is always tired?… A knapsack! (Napping Jokes & 180 School Jokes)

What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night?… A PILL-ow. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)

What school supply is always tired?… A knapsack! (Back to School Jokes for Kids)

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)

What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!

What do you call a skeleton that takes naps?… Sleepy bones! (Halloween Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes & Christmas Jokes)

What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?… A dino-snore! (Dinosaur Jokes)

What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Coffee Jokes)

Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)

Knock knockout?…  Who is there?… Daisy… Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

The worst part of waking up (from a nap), is Folgers in your lap. (Coffee Jokes)

Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty! (Disney Jokes for Kids)

How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it! (Camping Jokes)

What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?… Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes for Kids)

How do you know an elephant is in your bed?… Because when you get into bed your nose touches the ceiling. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)

What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?… Sleep somewhere else.(Groundhog Day Jokes)