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Dessert Jokes

More Brownie Jokes…

  1. How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
  2. I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though. (Napping Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies.
  4. What kind of brownie is never on time?… ChocoLATE. (Chocolate Jokes)
  5. How is a baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Baseball Jokes)
  6. What did the M&M brownie go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
  7. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Cookie Jokes)
  8. When should you take a brownie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. 
  9. What does a brownie put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. 
  10. What’s the best thing to put into a brownie?… Your teeth! 
  11. Families are like brownies, mostly sweet with a few nuts. 
  12. There are two types of people in this world: People who love brownies and liars. 
  13. Don’t bite off more than you can chew, unless it’s a chocolate brownie. 
  14. A study says that eating brownies may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke… 
  15. What do you get when you eat too much hash brownies?… A pot belly. 
  16. National Brownie day is observed annually on December 8th.
  17. The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987 are done if anyone wants some.
  18. What is the chemical formula for the molecules in a brownie?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Top Science Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
  19. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another brownie?
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
  21. How does the recipe for German brownie begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.