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  1. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
  2. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  4. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong?… Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life. (Cupcake Jokes & Pig Jokes)
  6. What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket. (Pilot Jokes)
  7. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
  8. What’s bacon’s favorite movie?… Grease! (Movie Jokes)
  9. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Egg Jokes / Biology Jokes / Pig Jokes)
  10. What’s the name of the movie about bacon?… Hamlet. (Movie Jokes)
  11. Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (New York Jokes)
  12. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life. (Egg Jokes)
  13. Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon. (Farming Jokes)
  14. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork. (Dinosaur Jokes)
  15. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon. (US History Jokes)
  16. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  17. What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?… They love Hoggin Daz. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  18. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?… You take away its broom!
  19. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
  20. Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon. (Doctor Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  21. What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?… Frankenswine. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  22. I got attacked by a bacon tree the other day… Turned out to be a hambush. (Tree jokes)
  23. Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie. I’m playing Breville’s advocate.
  24. The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried! (Music Jokes)
  25. I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day… Turned out to be a porkypine. (Tree Jokes)
  26. A bacon sandwich walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
  27. What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?… Ham-ish. (World Geography Jokes)
  28. What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?… Pulled Pork.”
  29. Why didn’t anyone want to play ball with the pig?… Because he always hogs the ball!
  30. Which celebrity smells the best?… Kevin Bacon. (Movie Jokes)
  31. What is a frog’s favorite flavor of crisp?… Croaky bacon.
  32. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Why, mistaken bacon, of course!
  33. Why did the pig go to the casino?… Because he wanted to play the slop machines.
  34. What is the pig’s favorite magazine?… Porks Illustrated.
  35. What are the names of two movies about bacon?… Frankenswine and Hamlet. (Movie Jokes)
  36. What do you call a pig that has no legs… A groundhog.
  37. Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?… Yes, he decided to call it Ham Hocks.
  38. What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?… Pig Tales from the Farm. (Book Jokes)
  39. What is a pig’s favorite song?… Don’t Go Bacon My Heart. (Music Jokes)
  40. Swine are warned to beware of what?… The pigpockets. (Police jokes)
  41. Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?… He was bacon in the heat.
  42. What did yogurt say to bacon?… You uncultured swine.
  43. What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?… It cracked up! (Egg Jokes)
  44. What do you call a pig that knows karate?… He’s a pork chop.
  45. Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig?… Because he turned out to be a real boar. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  46. How did the little pig end up winning the game of Monopoly?… He kept buying hotels on Pork Place, of course.
  47. Isn’t it true that the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?… No, that story is complete and utter hogwash. (New York Jokes)
  48. A Bacon and An Egg Walk Into A Bar The bartender tells them ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”
  49. What tree does bacon grow on? Pork-u-pine. (Tree Jokes)
  50. What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?… They sing Auld Lang Swine! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  51. What position does the pig play in football?… He is the loinback. (Football Jokes)
  52. What is that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red flashing light?… I could swear you told me to put out a stop swine.
  53. What do you call a pig thief?… Why, a hamburgler, naturally. (Police Jokes)
  54. Why was the piglet consistently whining?… He was boared out of his mind.
  55. Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces?… Because he was too ham-fisted.
  56. What do you say when you see a pig making bread?… He’s bacon.