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Top Joke Pages:
- Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)
- Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- What did bacon say to tomato?… Lettuce get together.
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket. (Pilot Jokes)
- Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
- Why did the pig go into the kitchen?… He felt like bacon
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Egg Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- What’s the name of the movie about bacon?… Hamlet.
- Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (New York Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life. (Egg Jokes)
- If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get?… Obesity
- If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get?… Heart Disease.
- If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get?… Hardening of the Arteries