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  1. Today I learned that if you’re in a canoe and it flips over in the water…. …..you can safely wear it on your head….because it’s capsized. (Hat Jokes)
  2. My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  3. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Gold Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  4. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in canoe at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about canoes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes) 
  7. What do you call a canoe that’s 50% off?… A sale boat.
  8. When you barf in a canoe… is it a kayak?
  9. My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea, but I missed the boat.
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a canoe good knock-knock jokes?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good canoe knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. What is the best way to steer a canoe?… Either oar.
  13. What do you call an old canoe? A ca-old
  14. Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe? Either oar.
  15. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  16. What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?… He learned that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  17. What do you call a transformer that turns into a canoe… A rowbot.
  18. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle…. So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.
  19. Did you hear about the huge sale they just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal.
  20. The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there… …yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
  21. I don’t like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly… Canoe?
  22. During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the “DronePaddle3000”. I just call it a Rowbot.
  23. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe march in the Independence Day parade? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  24. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day? (Music Jokes)
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  26. How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?… Bring out the doggy paddle.
  27. Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob?… He was so row-mantic. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  28. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  29. A book never written: “How to Get Wet” by Tip D. Canoe. (Canoe Jokes & Book Jokes)
  30. What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
  31. Why was Cinderella such a bad canoer?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  32. Why is a canoe race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  33. Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat?… It’s cap-sized.
  34. Saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself… Now there’s someone who could use a good paddle.
  35. Two explorers find a canoe in an ancient temple. Inside, they find what appears to be a reflective rowing tool… Unfortunately, it was just a mere oar.
  36. I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
  37. I don’t know how to paddle in a canoe… Canoe?
  38. I like to wear a canoe on my head like it’s a hat… Works best if it’s capsized.
  39. Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?… It just goes to show, you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
  40. What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe? A Rowbot.
  41. We have a metal paddle for our canoe… I told the kids it’s iron oar.
  42. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Silver Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  43. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Bronze Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)