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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best canoe jokes.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest watermelon is 350 pounds? (Watermelon Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I hit the bullseye?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you teach me archery?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you hit the bullseye?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you teach me to shoot a bow and arrow?
- Today I learned that if you’re in a canoe and it flips over in the water…. you can safely wear it on your head….because it’s capsized. (Hat Jokes)
- My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Summer Camp Jokes)
- A book never written: “How to Get Wet” by Tip D. Canoe. (Canoe Jokes & Book Jokes)
- I don’t like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly… Canoe?
- What do you call a canoe that’s 50% off?… A sale boat. (Black Friday Jokes)
- My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea… but I missed the boat. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What is the best way to steer a canoe?… Either oar.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe marry a watermelon and a honeydew melon? (Watermelon Jokes)
- What do you call an old canoe?… A ca-old.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day? (Music Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter books in order? (Harry Potter Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Gold Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter movies in order? (Harry Potter Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave? (Heat Wave Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter characters? (Canoe Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?… Either oar.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe say the Pledge of Allegiance on Independence Day?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in canoe at the Summer Olympics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle…. So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.
- Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob?… He was so row-mantic. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- When you throw up in a canoe… is it a kayak? (Doctor Jokes & Kayak Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about canoes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
- Did you hear about the huge sale they just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal.
- What do you call a transformer that turns into a canoe… A rowbot.
- Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat?… It’s cap-sized.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a canoe good knock-knock jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good canoe knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why was Cinderella such a bad canoer?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there… …yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
- How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?… Bring out the doggy paddle.
- During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the “DronePaddle3000”. I just call it a Rowbot.
- Saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself… Now there’s someone who could use a good paddle.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe march in the Independence Day parade? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why is a canoe race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Two explorers find a canoe in an ancient temple. Inside, they find what appears to be a reflective rowing tool… Unfortunately, it was just a mere oar.
- I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
- I don’t know how to paddle in a canoe… Canoe?
- I like to wear a canoe on my head like it’s a hat… Works best if it’s capsized.
- Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?… It just goes to show, you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
- What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe? A Rowbot.
- We have a metal paddle for our canoe… I told the kids it’s iron oar.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Silver Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Bronze Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about canoes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good canoe knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good canoe knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?… He learned that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe stay cool during a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe turn up the air conditioner? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the beach? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the lake? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the pool? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the river? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the watering? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon salad? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon ice cream? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe a watermelon marry a cantaloupe? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you grow a watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe plant a watermelon seed? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spit a watermelon seed far? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spit a watermelon seed? (Canoe Jokes)
- Where did Harry Styles go to school?… Watermelon Sugar High.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you bring watermelon to the picnic? (Canoe Jokes)
- Where do watermelons and cantaloupes go for the summer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp
- How do you get water into a watermelon?… You plant it…in the spring!
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you put some watermelon in my lunch? (Canoe Jokes)
- What did the watermelon say when the honeydew asked it to run away to Vegas and get married?… Sorry I cantaloupe.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you carry a watermelon to the party? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you carry a watermelon to the car? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you cut the watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe cut me another piece of watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe eat a whole watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Watermelon Jokes? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a watermelon cocktail? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Mint Mojito?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Martini?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Vodka Watermelon Cocktail?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Paloma?
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Limeade Cocktail?
- Why did the watermelons ask for permission to get married?… Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)