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(March Madness Jokes)

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2023 NCAA Bracket

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March Madness jokes.
  2. March Madness 2023: Some people describe the historic 2023 Final Four as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless.
  3. March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
  4. March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  5. March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? 
  6. Some people describe the historic 2023 Elite Eight as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless.
  7. March Madness 2023: How did #15 Princeton get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed.
  8. March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight.
  9. Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes)
  10. March Madness 2023: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad.
  11. March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the magical run. It just wasn’t our Knight.
  12. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
  13. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes)
  14. Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
  15. Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%! (Hunting Jokes)
  16. 2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association!
  17. Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  18. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
  19. What do you call the basketball team that loses in the Final Four?… A bawl club.
  20. Why is the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… No fans.
  21. What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness!
  22. Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  23. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  24. What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  25. What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the final four?… A tall tale.
  26. Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
  27. Why is the basketball arena hot after the Elite Eight game?… Because all the fans have left.
  28. Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
  29. Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  30. Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  31. They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  32. Why do ball boys carry mops during March Madness tournament basketball games?… So much dribbling on the court.
  33. March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again.