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More March Madness Jokes…
- An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again.
- What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes)
- Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
- Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
- Why is the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… No fans.
- The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
- They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
- What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
- Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
- What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
- Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
- Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%! (Hunting Jokes)
- Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
- What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Cheese Jokes)
- Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
- If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! (Christmas Jokes)
- Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
- In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Easter Jokes)
- What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… You are pointless. (Geometry Jokes & Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
- Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.