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(March Madness Jokes)

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  1. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes)
  2. Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  3. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
  4. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  5. Why is the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… No fans.
  6. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  7. They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  8. What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
  9. Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  10. Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  11. What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  12. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
  13. Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
  14. Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%! (Hunting Jokes)
  15. Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  16. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Cheese Jokes)
  17. Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  18. If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! (Christmas Jokes)
  19. Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
  20. In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Easter Jokes)
  21. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… You are pointless. (Geometry Jokes & Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  22. Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  23. Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
  24. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  25. What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  26. “I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes)
  27. “We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew
  28. “When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it’s a coach’s dream – X vs O.” Mychal Thompson
  29. What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (Dog Jokes)
  30. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  31. Why did the college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
  32. Why don’t they hold NCAA March Madness tournament basketball games in the jungle?… Too many cheetahs.
  33. Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he was bouncing checks!
  34. Two basketball teams play a final four game. The underdog team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How can this be?… They were women’s basketball teams! (Final Four Jokes)
  35. What do you call the basketball team that loses in the Final Four?… A bawl club.
  36. Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
  37. Why do ball boys carry mops during March Madness tournament basketball games?… So much dribbling on the court.
  38. Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (Spring Jokes)
  39. Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?” (College Jokes)
  40. Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes)
  41. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes)
  42. Why do Elite Eight fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Golf Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
  43. Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
  44. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Book Jokes)
  45. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes & Art Jokes)
  46. Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow. (Book Jokes)
  47. Duke fans have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC fans have trouble spelling “Williams.” (Grammar Jokes)
  48. Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
  49. If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (Crayon Jokes)
  50. Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  51. Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  52. Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
  53. Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
  54. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Egg Jokes)
  55. Why can’t you get a fairly officiated game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs.
  56. What did the Butler fan do after his team won the NCAA Championship?… Shut off his Xbox.
  57. How do NCAA basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
  58. Why is there a Texas school in the tournament called “Steve Austin”?… Because Stone Cold said so. (Wrestling Jokes)
  59. No, but they gave one to me anyway. – L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University (College Jokes)
  60. “The best thing about freshmen is they become sophomores.” (Not always true anymore!) Al McGuire
  61. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
  62. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  63. What would you get if you crossed basketball with a newborn snake?… a bouncing baby boa. (Snake Jokes)
  64. Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
  65. What do you call a pig with playing basketball?… A ball hog. (Pig Jokes)
  66. What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?… A tall tale.
  67. How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
  68. Why is a referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths. (Chicken Jokes)
  69. Why couldn’t the baby make a basket?… Because he was always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
  70. Why was the basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
  71. I play in the over-40 basketball league. We don’t have jump balls. The ref just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up gets possession.
  72. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.
  73. What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  74. “I’m a coach who believes in execution. Whenever I see [that player] shoot free throws, I want to execute him.” Rick Pitino
  75. “Fans never fall asleep at our games because they’re afraid they might get hit with a pass.” George Raveling
  76. “I don’t like talking about money; all I know is the good Lord must have wanted me to have it.” Larry Bird
  77. “I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.” Charles Barkley
  78. What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?.. Become a referee.
  79. Why did John Calipari cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward.
  80. Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
  81. “All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley
  82. Did you hear one Final Four team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
  83. When Austin Peay University had a player named Fly Williams, the students would chant, “The Fly is open! Let’s go Peay!”
  84. Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes)
  85. “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
  86. How many NCAA Final Four basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. (Car Jokes)
  87. What do you call a Georgetown player with a championship ring?… a senior citizen. (Grandparent Jokes & Final Four Jokes)