March Madness Jokes

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We did our best, but we would not be upset if you feel some jokes should be eliminated, just like 63 teams will be in March Madness! Enjoy!

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March Madness jokes.
March Madness 2023: Some people describe the historic 2023 Elite Eight as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless.
Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did the #15 Princeton Tigers get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed. (New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad. (New Jersey Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
What do you call the basketball team that loses in the Final Four?… A bawl club.
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars started missing free throws at the end of the championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars free throws in the championship game 10/19 (53%)?… Houston, we have a problem.
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
What famous line was heard all around Texas during the 2023 Sweet Sixteen?…. Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the final four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)
What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
Why was the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… No fans. (Covid Jokes)
Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave, Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders Lightning, Minnesota Golden Gophers, St. John’s Redstorm, Syracuse Orange (Crayon Jokes),
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%! (Hunting Jokes)
Why do Elite Eight fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Golf Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he was bouncing checks!
“We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew (New Mexico Jokes)
Duke fans have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC fans have trouble spelling “Williams.” (Grammar Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
“All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley (Alabama Jokes)
What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (Dog Jokes)
“The best thing about freshmen is they become sophomores.” (Not always true anymore!) Al McGuire Marquette Basketball Coach (Michigan Jokes)
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Why do ball boys carry mops during March Madness tournament basketball games?… So much dribbling on the court.
Why couldn’t the The Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
Why did the March Madness college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
How many NCAA Final Four basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. (Car Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain. (Rain Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
Two basketball teams play a final four game. The underdog team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How can this be?… They were women’s basketball teams! (Final Four Jokes)
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
When Austin Peay University had a player named Fly Williams, the students would chant, “The Fly is open! Let’s go Peay!” (Tennessee Jokes)
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final four. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
What’s the difference between a Syracuse basketball player and a dog?… One dribbles, the other drools. (New York Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes & Art Jokes)
How many five star recruits does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes / Utah Jokes)
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Cheese Jokes)
Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
I saw a woman in Walmart who had March Madness teeth… She was down to her final 4!!! (Dentist Jokes)
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
Why didn’t the struggling NCAA basketball team have a website?… They can’t string three W’s together. (Computer Jokes)
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes)
They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
“I’m a coach who believes in execution. Whenever I see [that player] shoot free throws, I want to execute him.” Rick Pitino (New York Jokes)
What do you call a Georgetown player with a championship ring?… a senior citizen. (Grandparent Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
Why did John Calipari cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward. (Kentucky Jokes)
What do they serve NCAA tournament basketball players to start their day?… Fast breaks.
Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?” (College Jokes)
“No, but they gave one to me anyway.” – L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University (College Jokes & California Jokes)
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Why is there a Texas school in the tournament called “Steve Austin”?… Because Stone Cold said so. (Wrestling Jokes & Texas Jokes)
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time.(Spring Jokes)
What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog. (Arkansas Jokes)
“Fans never fall asleep at our games because they’re afraid they might get hit with a pass.” George Raveling (California Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after a March Madness game?… Because all the fans have left.
Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… Donuts! They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
“When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it’s a coach’s dream – X vs O.” Mychal Thompson
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Elite Eight game?… Because all the fans have left.
What does the average blue chip recruit get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
What do you call the best college basketball team in the Universe?… A SuperNova. (Astronomy Jokes)
Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about March Madness?
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #2 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #3 seed loses to a #14 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #4 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?… Because they dribble all over the court.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why did the college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow. (Book Jokes)
Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Why do most college basketball coaches only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Why don’t they hold NCAA March Madness tournament basketball games in the jungle?… Too many cheetahs.
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses a free throw?… Shoot.
Why is a referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths. (Chicken Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses an open jumper?… Shoot.
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses a three point shot?… Shoot.
“I don’t like talking about money; all I know is the good Lord must have wanted me to have it.” Larry Bird
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… You are pointless. (Geometry Jokes & Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Sweet Sixteen game?… Because all the fans have left.
Why do referees carry mops during March madness tournament basketball games?… Because there’s so much dribbling.
What did the Butler fan do after his team won the NCAA Championship?… Shut off his Xbox.
“I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.” Charles Barkley
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 2nd Round… A bawl club.
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Easter Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes)
Why do most college basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
What do you call the basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Book Jokes)
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the Sweet Sixteen… A bawl club.
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the Elite Eight… A bawl club.
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Egg Jokes)
If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (Crayon Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! (Christmas Jokes)
Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
Why can’t you get a fairly officiated game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs.
How do NCAA basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed basketball with a newborn snake?… a bouncing baby boa. (Snake Jokes)
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
What do you call a pig with playing basketball?… A ball hog. (Pig Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?… A tall tale.
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
Why couldn’t the baby make a basket?… Because he was always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
Why was the basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
I play in the over-40 basketball league. We don’t have jump balls. The ref just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up gets possession.
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.
What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?.. Become a referee.
Did you hear one Final Four team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.

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