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  1. Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?… Arrrrrrrrrkansas. (Football Jokes)
  2. What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas. (Tennessee Jokes)
  3. What’s a pirate’s favorite state?… Arrrrkansas (Top 50 State Jokes & Arkansas Jokes)
  4. Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas. (Pirate Jokes)
  5. Can you name the capital in Arkansas?… “A”
  6. What did Bull Shoals Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Arkansas)
  7. What is the tallest building in Arkansas?… Arkansas State Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  8. A teacher asked her students about Arkansas’s official state bird. A student raised his hand immediately and said, “Mosquitoes.”
  9. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arkansas Turnpike!
  10. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Arkansas River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arkansas)
  11. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Red River!
  12. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The White River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why do the Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke when they get near a bowl.
  14. Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery It’s a sad state of affairs.
  15. Why can’t you find pirates in Kansas? They all live in Arkansas
  16. Bubba called 911 because his house was on fire. The dispatcher asked “How do we get there?” Bubba replied, “Don’t y’all still have all those big red trucks?”
  17. If a plane crashed on the borders Missouri and Arkansas of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  18. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Arkansas. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Arkansas! (Teacher Jokes)
  19. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Arkansas Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  20. Arkansas, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  21. A couple in Arkansas had a baby… Now their population is 17! (Baby Jokes)
  22. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Arkansas plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  23. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Arkansas Resident: “No, not yet.”
  24. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Arkansas Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  25. Where do Arkansas elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  26. Where do Arkansas middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  27. Where do Arkansas high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  28. Why did the Arkansas teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  29. Why did the Arkansas teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  30. Why did the Arkansas teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  31. Why did the Arkansas teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  32. What did Arkansas see?… the same thing Arkansas.The power went out at a mall in Arkansas once. People were stuck on the escalator for hours.
  33. The power went out at a mall in Arkansas once… People were stuck on the escalator for hours.
  34. What do you call Kansas with a gun?… Arkansas.