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More Louisiana Jokes….

  1. How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Alabama Jokes & Mississippi Jokes)
  2. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  3. Can you name the capital of Louisiana?… “L”
  4. What did Caddo Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Louisiana)
  5. What is the tallest building in?… Louisiana Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  6. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Louisiana Turnpike!
  7. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the the Mississippi River. (10 Longest Rivers in Louisiana)
  8. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Red River!
  9. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Ouachita River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  10. If a plane crashed on the borders of Louisiana and Texas where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Louisiana . Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Louisiana! (Teacher Jokes)
  12. Did you hear the joke about Driskill Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Louisiana Mountains)
  13. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Louisiana plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  14. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  15. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  16. Where do Louisiana elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  17. Where do Louisiana middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  18. Where do Louisiana high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  19. Why did the Louisiana teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why did the Louisiana teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  21. Why did the Louisiana teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  22. Why did the Louisiana teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  23. What did [state] see?… the same thing Arkansas.