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Top Joke Pages:
- A pancake gets married to royalty… Her husband is Sir Up. (Pancake Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Reindeer Jokes)
- When should football players wear armor?… When they play knight games. (Football Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?… Knight school. (Back to School Jokes)
- Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Dragon Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Do you know Sir Cumference… He is a little round.
- Do you know Sir Prize?… He’s always showing up unannounced.
- Do you know Sir Ender?… He’s always giving up on things.
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (Pi Day Jokes)
- What do octopus knights wear?… A coat of arms. (Octopus Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One