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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Nevada jokes.
  2. Super Bowl XLVIII: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
  3. Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  4. Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Brock Purdy and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  5. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
  6. Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel. (NFL Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  7. Do you know the capital of Nevada?… “N”
  8. What did Lake Tahoe say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Nevada)
  9. What is the tallest building in Nevada?… Nevada Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  10. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Nevada Turnpike!
  11. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Humboldt River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Nevada)
  12. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Owyhee River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Nevada)
  13. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Amargosa River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  14. If a plane crashed on the borders Nevada and Arizona, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  15. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Nevada. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Nevada  (Teacher Jokes)
  16. Did you hear the joke about Boundary Peak?… You won’t get over it. (10 Highest Nevada Mountain & Hiking Jokes)
  17. Nevada Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Caliente Resident: “No, not yet.”
  18. Nevada Tourist:“Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Nevada Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  19. I went to a family reunion in Nevada. Turns out what happens in Vegas… is executable back in Texas.
  20. Apparently, Nevada has the highest rate of depression and disloyal partners…. What a sad state of affairs.
  21. A couple move to Nevada and the husband hits it big at the casino. He rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!” The wife replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The husband responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon.”
  22. What happened to the criminal who was caught in the capital of Nevada… He was inCarsonated.
  23. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Nevada?… Because Nevada drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  24. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Lion Habitat Ranch(Zoo Jokes & 10 Best Nevada Zoos)
  25. How do the zebras at the Nevada Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  26. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Nevada Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  27. Why won’t any of Nevada’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  28. In what state does the Colorada River flow?… Liquid. (Ten Longest Rivers in Nevada)
  29. What is a Mount Moriah’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes Candy Jokes)
  30. Over the summer, Nevada is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 127°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  31. Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  32. Over the winter, Nevada is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -50°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
  33. Why is a Reese River rich? …. Because it has two banks. (Ten Longest Rivers in Nevada)
  34. What do you call a bounty hunter from the Nevada?… Bubba Fett.
  35. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  36. What did Nevada see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  37. In the news, Nevada had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  38. A Nevada man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  39. Why can’t Boundary Peak and Wheeler Peak play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Ghost Jokes & 10 Highest Nevada Mountain)
  40. How many Nevadamen do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Nevada has any cents.
  41. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Nevada?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  42. What is a Nevada clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  43. A retired Nevada man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  44. What does the average Nevada high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  45. Why do Nevada students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  46. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Nevada to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  47. Nevada: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  48. Florida: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  49. How do you get a man in Nevada to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  50. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Nevada.
  51. How many Nevada State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  52. Nevada: If You Don’t Gamble, Don’t Bother! (Skiing Jokes)
  53. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  54. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Nevada Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  55. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Nevada to use their turn signal… I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  56. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Nevada Resident: “No, not yet.”
  57. Divorced couples in Nevada are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  58. Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, “My heart is in Oregon.” She replied, “I know what a heart is!”
  59. What do you call the 2014 event between two cities that legalized marijuana?… The Super Bowl.
  60. Yes, marijuana is legal in Nevada… now leaf the jokes alone.
  61. The only difference between Nevada and an oven is that an oven doesn’t produce serial killers.
  62. I went to Nevada yesterday and a cop asked me if I have a criminal record… I said “No, is that still required?”
  63. What does the average Nevada State University student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  64. I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now. Nevada. I live in Nevada
  65. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Nevada joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Nevada. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Nevadaa, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Nevadaa,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  66. A man from Nevada came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  67. Whats the difference between Nevada and cheerios?… Nothing. They both belong in a bowl.
  68. What did Lake Tahoe say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Nevada)
  69. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Colorado river. 
  70. At 14.6%, Nevada occupies the No.1 spot on the American Divorce Chart. It’s a bad state of affairs.
  71. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Nevada desert when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  72. Where do Nevada elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  73. Where do Nevada middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  74. Where do Nevada high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  75. Why did the Nevada teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  76. Why did the Nevada teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  77. I just bought an art piece featuring several Pikachus playing Texas Hold’em… It’s called Pokermon. (Texas Jokes)
  78. Why did the Nevada teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  79. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  80. What does the average UNLV student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  81. How many UNLV freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.