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  1. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes / Wyoming Jokes / Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  2. I went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my breakfast would be long.  “No, sir, round” came the reply. (Pancake Jokes)
  3. Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long. He said no, it was going to be round. (Taco Jokes)
  4. Why are Hobbit doors round?… If you ate seven meals a day you’d need round doors too! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  5. Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party?… He was a square.
  6. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Pencil Jokes)
  7. Will my giant Oreo cookie be long?… No sir, it will be round! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  8. What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..” (Tennis Jokes)
  9. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… You are pointless. (March Madness Jokes)
  10. What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?… Acute triangle. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  11. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  12. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. What did the circle say to the rectangle?… You’re such a square.
  14. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square! (Pasta Jokes)
  15. Alabama is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)