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  1. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Pencil Jokes)
  2. Will my giant Oreo cookie be long?… No sir, it will be round! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  3. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… You are pointless. (March Madness Jokes)
  4. What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?… Acute triangle. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  5. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  6. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square! (Pasta Jokes)
  8. Alabama is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)