Google Search “Spring Jokes”

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  2. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  3. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (March Jokes)
  4. Can February March? … No, but April May! (March Jokes)
  5. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  6. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  7. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  8. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids)
  9. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids)
  10. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids)
  11. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids)
  12. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  13. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  14. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!
  15. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow!
  16. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  17. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  18. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  19. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite summer sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  20. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain!
  21. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time
  22. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
  23. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
  24. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
  25. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.
  26. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants!
  27. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Top Easter Jokes)
  28. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny
  29. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  30. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Top Easter Jokes)
  31. reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!
  32. Why are trees very forgiving?… Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf.” (Tree Jokes & Fall Jokes)