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2024 March Madness Bracket

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 2024 March Madness jokes.
  2. What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
  3. Is it weird the James Madison Dukes are playing Duke?
  4. What was the #1 drink in Phoneix, Arizona during 2024 Final Four Weekend?… The Boilermaker, in honor of Zach Edey and Purdue.
  5. What was the #1 drink in Indiana during 2024 Final Four Weekend?… The Boilermaker, in honor of Zach Edey and Purdue.
  6. What was the #1 watched show on TV Land during the Women’s Final Four in Cleveland in 2024?… MASH, the fans love Hawkeye.
  7. What is Caitlin Clark’s #1 TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye.
  8. How did Alabama get the to the 2024 Final Four in Arizona?… They rolled on in!
  9. How did Yale knock of Kentucky in the 1st round?… It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.
  10. How did UConn make it to the 2024 Final Four?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
  11. What did the announcer say when Naismith College Player of the Year Finalist went down with an injury?… “Houston, we have a problem.”
  12. Which Final Four locker room has the best music?… NC State. They have two DJs on the team. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (365 Music Jokes)
  13. How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
  14. How did Clemson knock off Baylor to advance to the Sweet 16?… The scratched and clawed.
  15. Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Kansas guard Nick “Timber” lake.  (Kansas Jokes)
  16. How did North Carolina beat Michigan State to advance to thw Sweet 16?… They dug their Tar Heels” on defense.
  17. Did you hear about Hunter Dickson NIL deal… he will be a spokesman for the NRA.
  18. Did you hear about Hunter Dickson possible NIL deals… it is between Cabela’s and Bass Pro Shops.
  19. Who do skiers cheer for during 2024 NCAA March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  20. Why didn’t #12 Grand Canyon University knock of #4 Alabama to advance to the Sweet 16?… The talent gap was too wide.
  21. What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
  22. Did you see #1 Purdue crushed #8 Utah State 106 – 67?… They were boiling hot!
  23. What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Creighton Bluejays, Duke Blue Devils.
  24. What song was playing in the streets of Grambling, Louisiana after the First Four victory in 2024?… Grambling on by Led Zeppelin. (365 Music Jokes & Louisiana Jokes)
  25. Who are the ghosts cheering for in the 2024 March Madness?… Northwestern. They love Boo Buie.
  26. Who is the scariest player in the 2024 March Madness?… Boo Buie.
  27. What do you call it when your team loses in the NCAA tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
  28. What 2024 March Madness fans need an XXL size hat?… More head State. (Hat Jokes)
  29. March Madness 2024: Did you know who the Netherlands are rooting for in the 2024 March Madness?… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
  30. Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2024 NCAA March Madness?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
  31. Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow the 2024 March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
  32. What 2024 March Madness fans need an XXL head band?… More head State. (Hat Jokes)
  33. What is a boxer’s favorite March Madness team?… The DUKES of James Madison. (Boxing Jokes)