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  1. What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  2. What do you get when you cross a hula hoop and a boxer?… Hawaiian Punch. (Hawaii Jokes)
  3. What is a fighter’s favorite dog?…  A boxer. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  4. Boxers are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  5. What do they call a boxer who gets beat up in a fight?… A sore loser.
  6. What is a prize fighter’s favorite drink?… Punch.
  7. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed. (Shark Jokes & Octopus Jokes)
  8. What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  9. Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked “Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?” (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  10. Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner. (Lobster Jokes)
  11. What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids)
  12. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Hockey Jokes)
  13. What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it! (Spaghetti Jokes)
  14. How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
  15. What did the cupcake say to the fork?… You want a piece of me? (Cupcake Jokes)
  16. The other day, when I was watching a boxing match on TV, a hockey game broke out! (Hockey Jokes)
  17. Does a match box?… No, but a tin can!
  18. Did you hear about the martial artists who fought on the beach?… They faced off in sand-to-sand combat! (Ocean Jokes)
  19. What did a tree fighting with autumn say?… That’s it, I’m leaving. (Tree Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  20. A man ordered lobster for dinner…And when the waiter brought it to him, he complained, “Hey, this lobster has only one claw!”The waiter said, “That lobster was in a fight.”“Okay then,” replied the man, “Bring me the winner!” (Lobster Jokes)
  21. Why do boxers have “TGIF” written on their boxing shoes?… Toes Go In First.
  22. What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?… Your EARresistable. (Valentines Day Jokes for Kids)
  23. What’s the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?…  One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.
  24. What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?… One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
  25. When is a man like a dog?… When he’s a boxer.
  26. Did you see the award winning boxing cartoon for kids?…The Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.
  27. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Hockey Jokes)
  28. Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?… Because of Mayweather. (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes)
  29. Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?… Because it has May weather in it! (Boxing Jokes & May Jokes)
  30. What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?” I don’t like Mayweather!”