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More August Jokes…

  1. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  2. August 2nd: National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. August 3rd Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?…  Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)
  4. August 4th Top 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
  5. Top 10 Hurricane Jokes: What did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
  6. Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  7. Top 10 Back to School Jokes: On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over! 
  9. August 9th: Shark Week: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
  10. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite!
  11. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when sailing!
  12. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing.
  13. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
  14. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school shopping!
  15. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school!
  16. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to football practice!
  17. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to soccer practice!
  18. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to volleyball practice!
  19. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cross country practice!
  20. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to field hockey practice!
  21. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cheerleading practice!
  22. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.