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- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Summer Camp Jokes)
- I shouted to my Dad on Father’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?” He said, “Ooh that sounds great!” I said, “Nice, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.” (Egg Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for America’s Birthday. (Birthday Jokes / Cake Jokes / 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Mom Jokes)
- Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)
- Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong?… Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life. (Cupcake Jokes & Pig Jokes)
- What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket. (Pilot Jokes)
- Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
- What’s bacon’s favorite movie?… Grease! (Movie Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Egg Jokes / Biology Jokes / Pig Jokes)
- What’s the name of the movie about bacon?… Hamlet. (Movie Jokes)
- Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (New York Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life. (Egg Jokes)
- Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon. (Farming Jokes)
- What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork. (Dinosaur Jokes)
- What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon. (US History Jokes)
- What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?… They love Hoggin Daz. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?… You take away its broom!
- What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
- Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon. (Doctor Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?… Frankenswine. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
- I got attacked by a bacon tree the other day… Turned out to be a hambush. (Tree jokes)
- Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie. I’m playing Breville’s advocate.
- The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried! (Music Jokes)
- I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day… Turned out to be a porkypine. (Tree Jokes)
- A bacon sandwich walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
- What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?… Ham-ish. (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?… Pulled Pork.”
- Why didn’t anyone want to play ball with the pig?… Because he always hogs the ball!
- Which celebrity smells the best?… Kevin Bacon. (Movie Jokes)
- What is a frog’s favorite flavor of crisp?… Croaky bacon.
- What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Why, mistaken bacon, of course!
- Why did the pig go to the casino?… Because he wanted to play the slop machines.
- What is the pig’s favorite magazine?… Porks Illustrated.
- What are the names of two movies about bacon?… Frankenswine and Hamlet. (Movie Jokes)
- What do you call a pig that has no legs… A groundhog.
- Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?… Yes, he decided to call it Ham Hocks.
- What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?… Pig Tales from the Farm. (Book Jokes)
- What is a pig’s favorite song?… Don’t Go Bacon My Heart. (Music Jokes)
- Swine are warned to beware of what?… The pigpockets. (Police jokes)
- Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?… He was bacon in the heat.
- What did yogurt say to bacon?… You uncultured swine.
- What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?… It cracked up! (Egg Jokes)
- What do you call a pig that knows karate?… He’s a pork chop.
- Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig?… Because he turned out to be a real boar. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How did the little pig end up winning the game of Monopoly?… He kept buying hotels on Pork Place, of course.
- Isn’t it true that the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?… No, that story is complete and utter hogwash. (New York Jokes)
- A Bacon and An Egg Walk Into A Bar The bartender tells them ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”
- What tree does bacon grow on? Pork-u-pine. (Tree Jokes)
- What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?… They sing Auld Lang Swine! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- What position does the pig play in football?… He is the loinback. (Football Jokes)
- What is that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red flashing light?… I could swear you told me to put out a stop swine.
- What do you call a pig thief?… Why, a hamburgler, naturally. (Police Jokes)
- Why was the piglet consistently whining?… He was boared out of his mind.
- Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces?… Because he was too ham-fisted.
- What do you say when you see a pig making bread?… He’s bacon.