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October Jokes

  1. October 1st: #HelloOctober
  2. October 4th: #NationalTacoDay Taco Jokes
  3. October 5th: #WorldTeachersDay World Teachers Day Jokes 
  4. October 6th: #WorldSmileDay World Smile Day Jokes (Smile Jokes)
  5. October 8th: #WorldOctopusDay 101 Octopus Jokes
  6. October 9th: #LeifEriksonDay @World_Egg_Day World Egg Day #WorldEggDay Leif Erikson Day Jokes Egg Jokes
  7. October 10th: #WorldMentalHealthDay Psychology Jokes: What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Taco Jokes & Bullying Prevention Blogs)
  8. October 11th: #DayoftheGirl
  9. October 10th – 12th #ColumbusDayWeekend (Columbus Day Jokes)
  10. October 13th & 14th #PrimeDay Prime Day Jokes
  11. October 16th #NationalBossDay National Boss Day Jokes
  12. October 17th #NationalPastaDay Pasta Jokes
  13. October 18th #NationalChocolateCupcakeDay Cupcake Jokes
  14. National Chemistry Week: #NationalChemistryWeek Top Chemistry Twitter Accounts Chemistry Jokes Mole Day Jokes
  15. October 22nd: #WorldSeries #PostSeason Top 10 World Series Jokes
  16. October 22nd: #MakeADogsDay (Dog Jokes)
  17. October 23rd #MoleDay Mole Day Jokes & Top 23 Mole Day Jokes
  18. October 29th #NationalCatDay Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum. (Field Trip Jokes for Kids)
  19. October 31st #Halloween #Halloween2020 #HalloweenatHome

October 31st: #DaylightSavingTime

October 31st: #FullMoon #HunterMoon

November Jokes

November 1st: #HelloNovember

November 3rd: #ElectionDay #270towin #GoVote #IVoted #Elections2020 #Election2020 #Vote

November 3rd: #NationalSandwichDay

November 3rd: #NationalSandwichDay

November 3rd: #NationalCandyDay

November 5th: #NationalDonutDay

November 11th: #VeteransDay #ArmisticeDay

November 13th: #Fridaythe13th #FreakyMovie

November 14th & 15th: #TheMasters #Masters

November 12th – November 18th: #GeographyAwarenessWeek, #GISDay, #GeoWeek

November 18th – 22nd: #AmericanEducationWeek

November 22nd: #JFKassassination

November 23rd: #FibonacciDay

November 26th: #NationalCakeDay

November 28th: #Thanksgiving

November 27th: #BlackFriday

  • Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  • Black Friday Jokes: Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!

November 27th: #FullMoon

  • Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)

November 30th: #smallbusinessSaturday

December Jokes & December Special Days

December 1st: #HelloDecember

December 2nd:

December 4th: #NationalCookieDay

December 7th Pearl Harbor Day #PearlHarbor #PearlHarborRemembranceDay #PearlHarbor79

December 10th #JimmyVWeek #JimmyVClassic

December 8th: #NationalBrownieDay

Friday the 13th: #Fridaythe13th

December 15th: Bill of Rights Day #BillofRightsDay

December 18th: National Ugly Sweater Day #NationalUglySweaterDay

#StarWars #TheRiseOfSkywalker

December 21st: #WinterSolstice #1stDayofWinter #FirstDayofWinter

December 24th: #NoradTracksSanta follow @NoradSanta #ChristmasEve

December 25th: #Christmas

December 26th: #BoxingDay #WonderWoman #WonderWoman84 #WonderWoman1984

December 31st: #NewYearsEve #NewYearsEve2021 #NewYear2021 #RockinEve

January Jokes

January 1st: #NewYear2021 #HelloJanuary

January 4th: #NationalSpaghettiDay

January 5th #NationalBirdDay

January 9th & 10th: #WildCardWeekend

January 11th: #MilkDay National Milk Day Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes)

January 15th: #NationalHatDay #NationalBagelDay

January 16th #AppreciateADragonDay

January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.

January 23rd: National Popcorn Day Jokes:Why did the pie go to a dentist?… Because he needed a filling! (Dentist Jokes)

Martin Luther King Day: January 18th, 2020: Martin Luther King Day#MLK #MLKDay#MLKDay2016

January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Day to celebrate the Birthday of author A.A. Milne: #WinnieThePoohDay

January 20th: #Inauguration #InaugurationDay #InaugurationDay2021

January 18th – 22nd: No Name Calling Week(@GLSEN_Education) #NoNameCallingWeek

January 21st: #SquirrelAppreciationDay

January 21st: National Hug Day #NationalHugDay

January 23rd National Pie DayTop 10 Pie Jokes How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes)

January 24th: #NationalPeanutButterDay

January 24th: #NationalComplimentDay

January 26th: #KobeRIP

January 27th: #LightTheDarkness #HolocaustMemorialDay

Multicultural Book Day follow @PragmaticMom #MulticulturalChildrensBookDay

January 30th #NationalCroissantDay Top 10 Croissant Jokes

January 31st: National History Day

January 13th:#CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship #GeauxTigers #ALLIN

February Jokes

February 1st: #HelloFebruary

February 2nd: #GroundhogDay #SuperBowl#SuperBowlLIV #PepsiHalftime #PepsiHalftimeShow #SuperGroundhogSunday

February 3rd: Global School Play Day #GSPD2020

March 5, 2014: World Read Aloud Day #WRAD15 #WRAD

  1. Ready. Set. Read Aloud! World Read Aloud Day!
  2. World Read Aloud Day: 3 Great Blogs

February 8th: #SuperBowl

February 8th: #TampaBay #ChampaBay #TompaBay #TampaBrady

February 9th: #NationalPizzaDay

February 14th: #ValentinesDay

February 14th – 16th: #NBAAllStarWeekend

February 16th: #DAYTONA500

February 17th: #PresidentsDay

#FatTuesday #MardiGras

February 8th – 21st: #AusOpen

February 20th: #NationalLoveYourPetDay

February 21st: #NHLAfterDark

#GoldenGlobes

February 29th: #LeapYear #LeapDay #LeapYear2020

March Jokes / Top 10 March Jokes

#MarchMadness:

March 1st: #HelloMarch 

March 2nd: #DrSeuss #ReadAcrossAmerica #ReadAcrossAmericaWeek

March 4th: National Grammar Day

March 5th#WorldBookDay

March 6thOreo Cookie Day #NationalOreoCookieDay #oreocookieday #NationalOREODay

March 7th: #NationalPancakeDay #NationalCerealDay

March 8th: #InternationalWomensDay

March 9th: #NationalNappingDay #NationalMeatballDay #FullMoon

#ChampWeek

Digital Learning Day: March 13, 2015: #DLDay

March 14th: #PiDay #PiDay2020

March 15th: #NationalNappingDay #FullMoon

March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day

March 30st: #NationalPencilDay

March 31st: #NationalCrayonDay

April Jokes

April 1st: #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #HelloApril #OpeningDay #National BurritoDay

April 2nd: World AutismDay#WorldAutismAwarenessDay#WorldAutismDay #GoodFriday

April 3rd: #FinalFour

April 4th: #Easter #EasterSunday

April 5th: #FinalFour #OneShiningMoment

April 7th: #NationalWalking Day (1st Wednesday in April)

April 10th: #NationalSiblingsDay

April Hashtags

April 11th: #NationalPetDay

April 12th: National Grilled Cheese Day #NationalGrilledCheeseDay

  • Grilled Cheese Jokes


April 15th: #OneBostonDay

April 19th, 2021 #PatriotsDay 

April 18th: #WorldTeachersDay

#NationalVolunteerWeek “It’s an Honor to be a Mentor!
April 19th: #NationalHighFiveDay

April 22: #EarthDay #WorldEarthDay #EarthDay2017 #EarthDayEveryday

April 23rd#WorldBookDay

April 25th: #WorldPenguinDay

April 26th: #NationalPretzelDay

April 29th: #NFLDraft

April 30th: #ArborDay

May Jokes

National Bike Month

May 1st: May Day / International Workers Day #MayDay Kentucky Derby #KYDerby #DerbyDay May 1st: #KYDerby2021 #KYDerby147 / @KentuckyDerby @ChurchillDowns

May 3rd – 9th: Teacher Appreciation Week by the NEA! #ThankATeacher #TeacherAppreciationWeek

May 4th: #Maythe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDayMay the 4th Be With You Jokes

May 5th: #CincoDeMayo

May 5th: Ride Your Bike to School Day

National Nurses Week Thursday, May 6 to Wednesday, May 12

May 7th: Teacher Appreciation Day #ThankATeacher

May 7th – 11th: Teacher Appreciation Week by the NEA! #ThankATeacher #TeacherAppreciationWeek

May 8th: National Teacher Day #ThankATeacher

Saturday, May 9th: Stamp out HungerNational Letter Carrier Food Drive via @StampOutHunger

Sunday May 9th: #MothersDay:

May 13th #ApplePieDay

May 15th: #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay

May 20th: World Bee Day #WorldBeeDay

May 28th:

May 28th National Hamburger Day: #NationalHamburgerDay

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May 18th: Museum Day

May 21st: Endangered Species Day #EndangeredSpeciesDay

May 23rd: World Turtle Day #WorldTurtleDay #TurtleDay

May 25th: #StarWars #HanSolo

May 26th: #BostonCalling, #PiratesLife

May 27th: Memorial Day #MemorialDay #MemorialDayWeekend

NCAA Lacrosse Championships (Memorial Day Weekend): #NCAALax

#Commencement2017#Commencement
Clean Prom Jokes: #PromNight

June Jokes / Top 10 June Jokes

June 1st #June1st

June 3rd: #NationalEggDay World Bicycle Day

June 4th: #NationalCheeseDay

June 5th: #WorldEnvironmentDay #NationalDonutDay #DonutDay #NationalTrailsDay

June 6th #DDay #Normandy GreatestGeneration

June 8th: World Oceans Day #WorldsOceansDay #WorldOceanDay

June 14th: Flag Day #FlagDay

June 15thBunker Hill Day

June 15th: #NationalLobsterDay

National Lobster Day Jokes

June 19th: Juneteenth #Juneteenth

Father’s Day: June 20th: #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay

June 21st: Summer Solstice #SummerSolstice #Summer #AmazonPrimeDay #PrimeDay

June 22nd: #TakeYourDogToWorkDay

June 23rd: UN Public Service Day
June 27th: National Sunglasses Day #NationalSunglassesDay

June 26th: Great American Backyard Campout (Learn more)

June 30th: Social Media Day #SocialMediaDay #SocialMediaDay2021

Great Commencement Speeches

July Jokes for Kids

July 1st: #AmericaIn4Words#CanadaDay #HelloJuly #NationalPostalWorkerDay

July 4th: #4thofJuly, #4thofjulyweekend #FourthofJuly

July 13th: National French Fry Day:

July 21st: National Junk Food Day #NationalJunkFoodDay

July 21st: National Hot Dog Day #NationalHotDogDay

July 23rd: #Olympics #OpeningCeremony #ToykoOlympics

July 30th #WholeNewGame NBA Basketball Jokes for Kids

#Graduation: Graduation Jokes

Top 10 August Jokes & Back to School Blogs

August 1st: #HelloAugust

August 2nd: #NationalIceCreamSandwichDay

August 3rd: #WatermelonDay

August 4th: #HurricaneIsaias #ChocolateChipCookieDay (@MeCookieMonster)

August 5th:

August 6th: Anniversary of Hiroshima and the 1st Atomic Bomb

August 12th: #WorldElephantDay

August 15th: #KCANCER Follow @WEEI @The JimmyFund@RedSox

Baseball Jokes for Kids

August 16th: #NationalTellaJokeDay

August 24th: National Burger Day, National Waffle Day #NationalBurgerDay, #NationalWaffleDay

August 26th #WomensEqualityDay


August 28th: MLK March on Washington

August 31st: #OverdoseAwarenessDay #InternationalBaconDay

September Jokes & Special September Days

#BackToSchool

  1. September 1st: #HelloSeptember September Jokes
  2. September 4th: #WorldBeardDay Beard Jokes
  3. September 3rd-6th: #LaborDayWeekend #LaborDayWeekend2020
  4. September 6th: #LaborDay Top 10 Labor Day Jokes
  5. September 6th: National Read A Book Day #NationalReadABookDay Book Jokes Library Jokes for Kids
  6. September 8th #StarTrekDay Star Trek Jokes
  7. September 11th: #NeverForget #Honor911 Top 10 Websites for Teaching 9/11
  8. Sunday September 12th: #NationalGrandparentsDay Grandparents Day Grandparent Jokes, Top 10 Grandparents Day Jokes, Grandparents Day Lesson: US History, Grandparents Day on the South Shore MA
  9. September 13th: #Fridaythe13th #FullMoonFridaythe13th #FullMoon
  10. September 15th #InternationalDotDay Constitution Day Jokes
  11. September 17th #ConstitutionDay Constitution Day Jokes
  12. September 18th #NationalCheeseburgerDay National Cheeseburger Day Jokes Top 10 Cheeseburger Jokes
  13. September 19th #TalkLikeAPirateDay Funny Talk Like A Pirate Day Jokes
  14. September 22nd: #AutumnEquinox #HelloFall #VoteReady Fall Jokes for Kids Top 10 Fall Jokes Election Jokes
  15. September 25th: #NationalLobsterDay Lobster Jokes
  16. September 25th: World Pharmacist Day #ThankYouPharmacists
  17. September 29th: #InternationalCoffeeDay Coffee Jokes
  18. September 30th: #InternationalPodcastDay