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More Mole Day Jokes…

Mole Day is an AMAZING celebration of Avogadro’s Number that takes place on October 23rd. To honor this day, we have selected to the top 23 Mole Day Jokes & Puns.

  1. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
  2. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
  3. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
  4. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)
  5. What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!
  6. Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)
  7. What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (High School Jokes)
  8. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)
  9. Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)
  10. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)
  11. What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.
  12. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)
  13. I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there.
  14. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!
  15. What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.
  16. There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Chemistry Jokes & Election Jokes)
  17. What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.
  18. What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile.
  19. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.
  20. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)
  21. What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes)
  22. Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system.
  23. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)