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More Prime Day Jokes…

  1. Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
  2. What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  3. Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11.  (California Jokes)
  4. If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible.”
  5. ‘2’ managed to be prime… Against all the odds.
  6. Who should be the official spokesperson for Amazon Prime Day?… Dieon Sanders AKA “Prime Time!” (Football Jokes)
  7. 4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed… 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects. (Police Jokes)
  8. “Did you know that two is the first odd prime?”… “But two is even.”… “That’s what’s so odd about it.” (Math Jokes for Kids)
  9. My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number… I wonder what she’s up to now.
  10. What Sesame Street character loves Prime Day?.. The Count.
  11. What’s the name of Optimus Prime’s brother who lives in South American jungle?… Amazon Prime.
  12. Should you say “All prime numbers are odd except one”, or “All prime numbers are odd except two ?”
  13. What is a math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales?… Prime Day! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  14. What do you call a group of monkeys who share an Amazon account?… Prime Mates. (Monkey Jokes)
  15. When is the best time to find a Prime Day deal?… During a commercial break from your favorite prime time show!
  16. What do you call Optimus Prime if he gets a tick?… Optimis-tick
  17. You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn’t the Prime Minister of Canada… It’s Trudeau.
  18. You wouldn’t think that the Canadian prime minister’s wife could get the coronavirus… It’s Trudeau.
  19. There has been a lot of fake news going on about the Canadian prime minister… lately Some of it is Trudeau.
  20. Why do British hate the Prime numbers?… Because they can’t be divided.
  21. I’ve heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name… Is this Trudeau?
  22. What do you call a Prime Minister who spies on all your activities?… Justin Truding.
  23. What does Optmius Prime’s giggling sound like?… Like a vehicular man’s laughter.
  24. Where does a transformer get his glasses from?… Optometrist Prime