Pasta Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pasta jokes.
  2. Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Meatball Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  3. A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony. (Election Jokes)
  4. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Dance Jokes)
  5. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
  6. Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it. (Social Studies Jokes)
  7. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy. (Cemetery Jokes)
  8. Scouting report for the spaghetti basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  9. What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles. (Ides of March Jokes)
  10. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pizza Jokes)
  11. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  12. My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way. (Pasta Jokes)
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta Pasta who?… Pasta spaghetti please.
  14. I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. (Grammar Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  15. What Boston Bruin would be a great spokesperson for spaghetti?… David Pastrňák. (Spaghetti Jokes & Massachusetts Jokes)
  16. What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta!
  17. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  18. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. (Car Jokes)
  19. What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?… Ravi-lonely.
  20. What’s Forest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?… Penne. (Movie Jokes)
  21. My grandfather ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way. (Pasta Jokes)
  22. What do the ghosts have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes
  23. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Ghost Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  24. I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes. (Labor Day Jokes)
  25. Why didn’t the lasagna get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers & Pasta Jokes)
  26. Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne! (Christmas Jokes)
  27. Did you hear about the COVID-19 spreading like crazy in Italy?… Looks like it’s being pasta around. (Covid Jokes)
  28. What type of pasta does the Pope eat?… Holy macaroni! (Pasta Jokes)
  29. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY. (Movie Jokes)
  30. Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta… All because of a fusilli people. (Covid Jokes)
  31. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends?… Ravi-lonely! (Pasta Jokes)
  32. What is the dress code at a pasta homecoming dance?… Bowtie. (Prom Jokes)
  33. Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!!
  34. What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  35. A scientist took his dog to work to help experiment on pasta… It’s labranoodle! (Dog Jokes)
  36. What did the pasta chef ride to the hockey game?… A zam-roni. (Hockey Jokes)
  37. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! (Police Jokes)
  38. I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but… I just wish they would make me a fresh plate. (Pasta Jokes)
  39. How much water should you use when you make pasta?… About a cup orzo!
  40. What do you call pasta with a cold?… Macaroni and sneeze. (Doctor Jokes)
  41. What do you call a sad noodle?… Upsetti spaghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah Noah who?… Noah good Italian restaurant we can go to for dinner? (Pasta Jokes)
  43. What do the students have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
  44. What’s a penguin’s favorite pasta?… Penguini. (Penguin Jokes
  45. Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water?… Their relationship was strained.
  46. There’s 500 types of pasta… The pastabilities are endless.
  47. What do Italians say about pasta?… Every penne counts! (Pasta Jokes)
  48. I threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta.
  49. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Prom Jokes)
  50. Why wouldn’t the family eat at the pasta restaurant?… Because it cost a pretty penne! (Pasta Jokes)
  51. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  52. There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  53. What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie!
  54. Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?… Because his car always ends up al dente.
  55. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo! (Halloween Jokes)
  56. I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help… She took the words right out of my mouth. (Grammar Jokes)
  57. What do you call the formal study of pasta?… Linguinistics. (Grammar Jokes)
  58. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Napping Jokes)
  59. What kind of dish does an impasta make?… Faked ziti! (Pasta Jokes)
  60. Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident?… Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way.
  61. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?… Fettuccini afraido!
  62. What do Italian’s eat on Halloween?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  63. Italians don’t die… They pasta way.
  64. What type of pasta clings to everything?… Clinguine! (Pasta Jokes)
  65. What did the pasta that grew up in the streets tell his kids?… I grew up in the spaghetto.
  66. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pasta?
  67. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie.
  68. What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him… Pasta La vista, Baby! (Movie Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  69. I wrote a play about pasta and fairly won an award… I didn’t even have to rig a Tony.
  70. Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?… He pasta way… Looks like he ran out of thyme.
  71. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?… Chortle-ini!
  72. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  73. Why couldn’t the Italian pasta get into his house?… Because he had gnocchi!
  74. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta… Pasta who?… Pasta pepper please!
  75. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?… Pasta la vista! (Pasta Jokes)
  76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pasta knock-knock joke?
  77. Why are people buying out all the pasta/macaroni products?… Because when you are in lockdown… A nice bowl can pasta time quicker.
  78. What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime! (Mom Jokes)
  79. How do you cook divine spaghetti?… Al Dante. (Pasta Jokes)
  80. What did the pasta say to the tomato?… Don’t get saucy with me!
  81. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta! (Walking Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  82. I have a medical condition where I’m allergic to only one type of pasta… It’s called macaroni and sneeze!
  83. My Mom thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti… She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!
  84. Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting?… It was just a little too saucy!
  85. What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it!
  86. I love eating food at midnight… It’s pasta bed time!
  87. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta Pasta who?… Pasta salt please.
  88. If I waited to long to eat my spaghetti, would I be…. Pro-pasta-nating?
  89. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square! (Geometry Jokes for Teachers & Pasta Jokes)
  90. What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?… Mushroom and ghost cheese! (Pasta Jokes)
  91. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Sid… Sid who?… Sid down, it’s time to eat our pasta! (Pasta Jokes)
  92. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl! (Meatball Jokes)
  93. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pasta knock knock jokes? 
  94. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pizza Jokes)
  95. Eating Dinner With My Friends One of them, sitting at the end of the table, points at the spaghetti in a container placed in the middle of the table. Me: “What do you want?” Friend: “Pasta bowl.”
  96. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork!
  97. What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce?… The best of both pasta-bowl worlds! (Pasta Jokes)
  98. Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker… Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
  99. What do you call a pasta sauce made out of sea breezes?… A ‘marine’-‘air’a.
  100. I started eating more pasta, and suddenly became psychic… you could say I had penne for their thoughts.
  101. What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn’t pasta?… An impasta.
  102. My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta… I’m feeling canneloni right now.
  103. Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?… It’s y’all dente.
  104. I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling… He didn’t get it at first, but it wasn’t long before the penne dropped.
  105. A wife talking to her neighbor: Wife: My husband went to get some pasta and got hit with a bus. Neighbor: Oh God! What did you do? Wife: I made some fried eggs and called it a day.
  106. Did you hear about the man with a car made out of pasta?… He got in a crash and now his car’s al dente!
  107. I always wonder if mixing pasta and antipasto is like mixing matter and anti-matter.
  108. What did the ravioli play at his birthday party?… Pasta parcel! (Pasta Jokes)
  109. What do you call pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?… Futura.
  110. What do you call partially cooked pasta that’s on fire?… Aldente’s Inferno!
  111. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Sid… Sid who?… Sid down, it’s time to eat our spaghetti!
  112. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
  113. Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?… Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
  114. Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory?… The chap who’s filling cannelloni.
  115. How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?… He came home from work with gnocchi.
  116. What do Italians say about pasta?… Every penne counts!
  117. What did mama pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime!
  118. I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down… Then the Penne dropped!
  119. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends?… Ravi-lonely!
  120. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta… Pasta who?… Pasta sauce please.
  121. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?… Pasta la vista!
  122. I had some uncooked pasta for dinner yesterday… It was an all-round solid meal.
  123. What do you call a shady neighborhood in Italy?… A Spaghetto.
  124. What did Lara eat for dinner?… Croft Macaroni and Cheese.
  125. What do you call a pair of pasta magicians?… Penne and Tagliateller.
  126. Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian restaurant down the street?… Yeah he Pasta-Way.
  127. Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?… It was a bowlin’ ace.
  128. What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you?… The penne trait.
  129. Pasta Pun: What’s “Hasta la vista, baby” in Italian?… Pasta la pizza, baby!
  130. Pasta Pun: What do you call hellish pasta?… Al Dente’s inferno
  131. Pasta Pun: What do you call spooky Italian music?… Creepy pasta.
  132. Pasta Pun: What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?… Fettu-genie alfredo.
  133. My mom was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night… I guess she liked that cat.
  134. Pasta Pun:I’ve been trying to come up with a good pasta joke but it’s in pasta bowl!
  135. Pasta Pun: Nothing is impastable.
  136. Pasta Pun: Penne for your thoughts.
  137. Pasta Pun: Pasta la vista baby!
  138. Pasta Pun: Tortellini in love with you.
  139. Pasta Pun: It cost a pretty penne!
  140. Pasta Pun: This pasta is tortellini awesome!
  141. Pasta Pun: This may sound a bit cheesy, but it is so grate to see you.
  142. Pasta Pun: Come and spaghet it!
  143. Pasta Pun: You’re quite a dish!
  144. Pasta Pun: I’m feeling a little saucy today!
  145. Pasta Pun: Your future is full of pastabilities.
  146. Pasta Pun: I want to pasta time away with you.
  147. Pasta Pun: I cannelloni believe how good this pasta is.
  148. Pasta Pun: Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.
  149. Pasta Pun: Can you pasta sauce please?
  150. Pasta Pun: I walked right pasta restaurant without realizing it.
  151. Pasta Pun: Pasta la vista, baby.
  152. Pasta Pun: Pasta than a speeding bullet.
  153. Pasta Pun: She’s dead, she pasta way.
  154. SPasta Pun: Sorry this gift is pasta due.
  155. Pasta Pun: The pastabilities are endless!
  156. Pasta Pun: I’m feeling a little saucy.
  157. Pasta Pun: He drank too much and is totally sauced.
  158. Pasta Pun: You are tortellini awesome.
  159. Pasta Pun: That is tortellini accurate.
  160. Pasta Pun: I did it fusilli reasons.
  161. Pasta Pun: You’re so fusilli.
  162. It cost a pretty penne
  163. Pasta Pun: Penne for your thoughts.
  164. Pasta Pun: Holy Cannelloni!
  165. Pasta Pun: I Cannelloni laugh at my mistakes
  166. Pasta Pun: Hope you gnocchi how awesome you are.
  167. Pasta Pun: How do I unlock it? There’s gnocchi hole in this door.
  168. Pasta Pun: I’m so gnocchi to have you
  169. Pasta Pun: Just gnocchi it down and start over
  170. Pasta Pun: Just gnoccing around
  171. Pasta Pun: I’m laughing so hard I’m ravioling on the floor
  172. Pasta Pun: That low cut dress is so ravioling
  173. Pasta Pun: Heading to the big ziti!
  174. Pasta Pun: I’m a ziti slicker
  175. Pasta Pun: Sex and the ziti
  176. Pasta Pun: About a scoop of sauce orzo should do
  177. Pasta Pun: I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
  178. Pasta Pun: I’m not stroganoff to beat him
  179. Legalize marinara
  180. Noodles are part of my daily rotini
  181. Ooh look, A lambourguini
  182. Pasta Pun: How ramentic
  183. Pasta Pun: That new guy looks Cannelloni (kind of lonely)
  184. Pasta Pun: So you spaghetting older?
  185. Pasta Pun: Spaghett hype
  186. Pasta Pun: Spaghett out of my way
  187. Pasta Pun: The battle of spaghettisburg
  188. Pasta Pun: Think about the pasta-bilities.
  189. Pasta Pun: This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
  190. Pasta Pun: This is pastably the worst pasta pun ever.
  191. Pasta Pun: This too shall pasta.
  192. Pasta Pun: You’re an im-pasta!
  193. Pasta Pun: You’re pasta-tively amazing.
  194. Pasta Pun:You pasta your test!
  195. Pasta Pun: What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
  196. Do you have any other pasta jokes?… I’ll give you a penne for your thoughts.
  197. What did the daddy pasta say to the baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime!
  198. I’m starting a new pasta cult May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen.

Meatball Jokes

  1. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  2. Where do burgers like to dance?… The meat ball!
  3. Where do poor meatballs live?… The Spaghetto (Spaghetti Jokes)