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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best meatball jokes.
  2. In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
  3. Spaghetti with Meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Pasta Jokes)
  4. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  5. What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time?… Pasta sauce.
  6. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  7. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?… Talk about a meatier shower! (Movie Jokes)
  8. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Napping Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  9. Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?… The meatball heroes! (Hamburger Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
  10. What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar?… Sweet-ish meatballs.
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about meatballs?
  12. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl! (Meatball Jokes)
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good meatball knock-knock joke?
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good meatball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  15. What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?… One is meteor.
  16. Where do cheeseburgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  17. Where do burgers like to dance?… The meat ball! (Hamburger Jokes)
  18. I like my movies how i like my pasta… meatballs 2.
  19. What’s the difference between boy spaghetti and girls paghetti?… Meatballs.
  20. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball. (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  21. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  22. Where do poor meatballs live?… The Spaghetto (Spaghetti Jokes)
  23. What’s the other word for meatball?… Protein sphere.
  24. What do you call vegan Swedish meatballs?… Meatish Swedeballs.
  25. What do you call an Italian neighborhood full of crime, tomato sauce, and meatballs?… The spaghetto.
  26. What do you call a meatball that’s just been thrown out the window?… A Yeet-ball.
  27. I asked this woman on a date, and I asked her if she wanted to try my meatballs and sausage… Apparently, you’re supposed to tell her you’re a chef first.

Pasta Jokes

  1. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
  2. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way.
  3. What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o (Top Halloween Jokes)
  4. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
  5. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta? PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
  6. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  7. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
  8. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
  9. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.