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  1. Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Walking Jokes for Kids)
  2. Today I went to visit my dead grandparents but I accidentally visited the wrong tomb… It was a grave mistake. (Grandparent Jokes)
  3. Where is the cemetery?… It’s in the dead center of town!
  4. Why is that cemetery so popular?… People have always been dying to get in!
  5. Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening. Bill Clinton (Election Jokes)
  6. If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes … she would turn over in her gravy. (Grandparent Jokes Farming Jokes / Cemetery Jokes)
  7. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  8. Why couldn’t the skeleton get into the cemetery?… He had no body to go with! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  9. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Thanksgiving Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  10. What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?… Pil-grim Reaper. (Pilgrim Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
  11. What does a cemetery have a fence?… To keep the people out because they are dying to get in.
  12. Wow the cemetery is huge. How many people are dead in there?… All of them!
  13. What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner?… Grave-y. (Christmas Jokes)
  14. Where do grave diggers get their coffee?… At the burial grounds! (Coffee Jokes for Kids)
  15. Did you hear about the guy who wrote cemetery jokes?… He was sentenced to death!
  16. Why do people hate driving in a cemetery?… The roads are all dead ends!
  17. What time does a gave digger like to work?… The graveyard shift!
  18. Did you know the cemetery is the most popular place in town?… People are dying to get in!