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  1. On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  2. What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?… Harry Putter. (Golf Jokes)
  3. How come Voldemort hates the sun?… Because his sunglasses won’t stay up. (Sunglasses Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  4. Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?… Cause he only has followers, not friends!
  5. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Principal Jokes)
  6. You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?… There must be something RON with you.
  7. Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?… So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
  8. Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?… Nobody nose. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  9. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  10. How do you know if someone’s a pureblood?… Don’t worry. They’ll let you know.
  11. What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?… Why so Sirius?
  12. What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Octopus Jokes)
  13. What is a worm’s favorite movie?… Harry Potter, they love “Wormtale!” (Worm Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  14. What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?… A NOSE! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  15. July 31st: On a scale from one to ten, how excited are you it is JK Rowling’s Birthday?… About nine and three quarters. (Birthday Jokes)
  16. How excited are you to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child in NYC?… On a scale of 1 to 10 – About nine and three quarters.
  17. What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?… Gifted. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  18. How many Slytherin does it take to stir a cauldron?… Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
  19. How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?… With Dementos. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  20. What do you call a potterhead on a horse?… Harry Trotter. (Horse Jokes)
  21. Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy? (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  22. What do you call a hot dog wizard?… A sau-sage. (Hot Dog Jokes)