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More Harry Potter Jokes…
- On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Principal Jokes)
- Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy? (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted… The fifth one was dead Sirius. (Book Jokes)
- Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?… Cause he only has followers, not friends!
- How does Harry Potter enter a room?… Through the Gryffin-door.
- If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle… has he been Muggled? (Police Jokes)
- What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?… Harry Putter. (Golf Jokes)
- How does Harry Potter listen to music?… He puts on Sirius XM. (365 Music Jokes)