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More Harry Potter Jokes…

  1. On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  2. Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy? (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  3. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Principal Jokes)
  4. I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted… The fifth one was dead Sirius. (Book Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  5. Harry Potter Pun: Harry Potter puns can Slytherin to any conversation.
  6. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  7. Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?… No, but Elijah Would! (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  8. I’m trying to write a book about Platform 9 and 3/4… But I keep hitting a wall. (Book Jokes)
  9. Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?… To practice the dark arts. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  10. How does Voldemort enter a room?… He slithers in.