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More Harry Potter Jokes…

  1. On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Principal Jokes)
  3. Harry Potter Pun: Harry Potter puns can Slytherin to any conversation.
  4. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?… To practice the dark arts. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  6. How does Voldemort enter a room?… He slithers in.
  7. What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?… Harry Putter. (Golf Jokes)
  8. I’m trying to write a book about Platform 9 and 3/4… But I keep hitting a wall. (Book Jokes)
  9. How does Harry Potter enter a room?… Through the Gryffin-door.
  10. I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted… The fifth one was dead Sirius. (Book Jokes