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More Harry Potter Jokes…
- On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Octopus Jokes)
- July 31st: On a scale from one to ten, how excited are you it is JK Rowling’s Birthday?… About nine and three quarters. (Birthday Jokes)
- Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- How excited are you to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child in NYC?… On a scale of 1 to 10 – About nine and three quarters.
- You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?… There must be som thing RON with you.
- Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?… So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
- What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?… Gifted. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?… Nobody nose. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. (Biology Jokes for Kids)