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More Harry Potter Jokes…

  1. On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  2. What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Octopus Jokes)
  3. July 31stOn a scale from one to ten, how excited are you it is JK Rowling’s Birthday?… About nine and three quarters. (Birthday Jokes)
  4. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  5. How excited are you to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child in NYC?… On a scale of 1 to 10 – About nine and three quarters.
  6. You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?… There must be som thing RON with you.
  7. Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?… So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
  8. What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?… Gifted. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?… Nobody nose. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  10. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch. (Biology Jokes for Kids)