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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fishing jokes.
  2. What do librarians use as fishing bait?… A bookworm. (Book Jokes)
  3. Why do you have to take permission from Grandpa to sell fish?… Because he is the cod-father. (Grandparent Jokes)
  4. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish… and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  5. How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another. (Shark Jokes)
  6. What did the magician say to the fisherman?… Pick a cod, any cod. (Magic Jokes & (Fishing Jokes)
  7. Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  8. What fish tastes best with peanut butter?… Jellyfish.
  9. Why did Barbie smell like fish?… Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her. (Fishing Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  10. A kid was talking to his dad about Bastille Day. He said, “Isn’t that the day when everyone robs all the fish from the water?” “Bass-steal day.” (Bastille Day Jokes)
  11. Why did the fish blush at summer camp?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  12. Why did the shark get sent to jail?… He was involved with some fishy business. (Police Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  13. What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?… When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it. (Golf Jokes)
  14. Why did the fish swim right into the bull shark’s mouth?… He was a dumb bass. (Shark Jokes)
  15. What did the fish get on his middle school math test?… A sea plus. (Middle School Jokes)
  16. What’s a shark’s favorite card game?… Go fish.
  17. What did the Giant Octopus under the Tacoma Narrows Bridge eat for lunch?… Fish and ships. (Octopus Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  18. What did the Seattle kids say when the ferry finally pulled into the dock?… It’s a boat time. Washington Jokes)
  19. What outdoor sport do spiders like at summer camp?… Fly fishing. (Spider Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  20. What do Seattle kids have to watch out for?… Pier pressure. Washington Jokes)
  21. What does Aragog do on his day off?… He goes fly fishing. (Fishing Jokes & Spider Jokes)
  22. Why was the fish terrible at badminton?… They kept getting caught in the net! (Badminton Jokes)
  23. What do nuclear plants serve their workers for the Labor Day party?… Fission Chips. (Labor Day Jokes)
  24. How do you make a skateboard?… Tell boring stories while you’re fishing. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  25. What do you call a fish who plays lacrosse?… A lox bro. (Lacrosse Jokes)
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fishing?
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fishing knock-knock joke?
  28. What does a penguin eat on its birthday?… Fish cakes! (Birthday Jokes / Cake Jokes / Penguin Jokes)
  29. Why do fish like to eat worms?… Because they get hooked on them! (Worm Jokes)
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fishing knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  31. What does penguin who does magic say to his audience?… Pick a cod, any cod. (Magic Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  32. Why are do principals like fish?… They travel in schools! (Principal Jokes)
  33. Why do penguins always carry fish in their beaks?… They don’t have any pockets!
  34. What do penguins do when they want to hookup?… Net fish and chill. (Fishing Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  35. When visiting England, what do nuclear scientists penguins eat?… Fission chips.
  36. Why are penguins so difficult to get along with?… Because they’re always fishing for compliments.
  37. Do fish go on summer  vacation?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  38. I tried skateboarding to work, but I almost drowned… I’m a fisherman. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  39. Why are fish never good tennis players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Tennis Jokes)
  40. What did the lobster fisherman say when he found his crate empty on the wharf?… There a-piers to be a problem. (Lobster Jokes)
  41. Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  42. What did the Cat in the Hat order at the restaurant?… One fish, two fish, red fish and a blue fish. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  43. Why did the Cat in the Hat want to be friends with the fish?… He thought it was a cat fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  44. What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?… a GIRRAFT. (Giraffe Jokes)
  45. Why did the fish not end up graduating?… All of his grades were under C. (Graduation Jokes)
  46. What did the sea captain say to the hockey player using the row boat?… Bobby Orr. (Ocean Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  47. Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  48. Did you hear about the fight at red lobster?… Four fish were battered! (Lobster Jokes)
  49. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Fish Jokes)
  50. What did the shark say to the spear fisherman?… Please, spear me the pain! (Shark Jokes)
  51. How does a shark greet a fish?… Pleased to eat you! (Shark Jokes)
  52. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (180 School Jokes)
  53. What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?… You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish. (Music Jokes / Fish Jokes / Guitar Jokes)
  54. Why do pirates make excellent fishermen?… They know how to hook the big ones. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  55. Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Fish Jokes)
  56. What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
  57. What did the husband lobster say to his wife when they were arguing?… “I don’t think I sea it quite that way.” (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
  58. Why are middle school cafeteria workers cruel?… Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream. (Middle School Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  59. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle.
  60. A famous Admiral and an equally famous General were fishing together when a sudden storm hit. When it died down both renowned warriors were struggling helplessly in the water. The Admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the General, using an oar. Catching his breath, he puffed: “Please don’t say a word about this to anyone. If the Navy found out I can’t swim I’d be disgraced.” “Don’t worry,” the general said. “Your secret is safe. I’d hate to have my men find out I can’t walk on water.” (Veterans Day Jokes)
  61. What does a fish from Texas says when he sees his friend? “Chowdy!” (Texas Jokes)
  62. What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?… They get hooked. (Worm Jokes)
  63. How do the fish get to school?… By octobus! (Fish Jokes & Octopus Jokes)
  64. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
  65. I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them. (Taco Jokes)
  66. Why can West Coast fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
  67. What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?… Fly fishing. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  68. What do you call 2 sodium atoms in the ocean?… tuNa. (Ocean Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  69. What do you do with a sick boat?…. Bring it to the dock! (Doctor Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  70. What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?… Something a-piers to be wrong…
  71. Where is the best place to dock your boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. (Alaska Jokes)
  72. Why are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida sitting on the dock?… An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats. (Election Jokes)
  73. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut. (Alaska Jokes)
  74. Boat puns are *ferry* funny!
  75. What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?… A sardine ice-cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  76. Where did Kayla go when she was feeling sad?… Fishing for compliments! (Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
  77. Worm kid comes home He sees mom and asks: “Mom, have you seen dad?” Mom says: “Dad went fishing with the guys.” (Worm Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  78. Why didn’t the fish go on vacation?… Because he was always in school. (Fishing Jokes)
  79. Why is a high school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  80. Why is an elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  81. Where do penguins get money from?… A fishbank.
  82. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Massachusetts?… Just for the halibut.
  83. What do you call a prom for fish?… “The Scales Formal!”
  84. What is the difference between a Masters golfer and a fisherman?… When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it. (Masters Golf Jokes)