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  1. Where is the best place to dock your boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. (Fishing Jokes)
  2. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but its hard to break the ice.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  3. Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
  4. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  5. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  6. Alaska Tourism Bear Warning If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears. Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it. If you know of any other Alaska-related jokes, leave them behind in the comments so we all can have a good laugh. (Travel Guest Blogs & Bear Jokes)
  7. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  8. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  9. What does the Alaska police say in a interrogation?… Alaska questions here! (Police Jokes)
  10. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
  11. Seafood in Alaska is the reel thing.
  12. I always feel Whittier in Alaska.
  13. You might be an Alaskan if… You learned to swim indoors. (Swimming Jokes)
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Clean Prom Jokes)
  15. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  16. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  17. “What’s the capital of Alaska?”… “Juneau”… “No, I don’t, that’s why I’m asking.”
  18. You might be an Alaskan if… You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. (Car Jokes)
  19. You might be an Alaskan if… You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. (Car Jokes)
  20. This is the Alaska State Police… Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th? (Police Jokes)
  21. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
  22. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut. (Fishing Jokes)
  23. “Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?”“ I don’t know, but Alaska.”
  24. I was scared to move to Alaska after I heard that the sun doesn’t shine… And then, it dawned on me. (Sun Jokes)
  25. Do you hear about the earthquake in Alaska?… Sorry, that’s a bad ice breaker. (Earthquake Jokes)
  26. What’s the most effective way to make it to Russia from Alaska?… A boat, a compass, and keeping your berings strait. (World Geography Jokes)
  27. How many ears does Alaska have?… The left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier. (Biology Jokes)
  28. Ever since my girlfriend moved to Alaska…Shes been cold and distant. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  29. I was hiking in Alaska when I encountered a sleeping family of bears and just had to take a photo… It was a Kodiak moment. (Hiking Jokes)
  30. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose. (Moose Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  31. I wonder what my wife’s favorite US state is?… Maybe Alaska.
  32. It gets cold in Alaska during the winter… Juneau what I mean? (Winter Jokes)
  33. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  34. Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (College Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  35. How do Russians drive to Alaska?… By bearing straight. (World Geography Jokes)
  36. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Winter Jokes)
  37. What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but Alaska. (Iditarod Jokes)
  38. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
  39. Teacher: Where did your mom go to high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & High School Jokes)
  40. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Dog Jokes & Music Jokes)
  41. Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  42. Teacher: Where did your mom go to elementary school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Elementary School Jokes)
  43. What city in Alaska weighs you down?… “Anchor” age.
  44. Can you name the capital in Alaska?… “A”
  45. What do you call fifty penguins in Alaska?… Lost….Really Lost! (penguins live in Antarctica) (Penguin Jokes)
  46. What did Iliamna Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Alaska Lakes)
  47. So I had to go to an eye doctor in Alaska… Turned out it was an optical Aleutian.
  48. What do you call an Alaskan in a BCS bowl game?… A referee.
  49. What is the tallest building in Alaska?… The Rasmuson Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  50. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Alaskan Turnpike!
  51. What do you call a stoner from Alaska?… A baked Alaskan.
  52. Where do Alaska fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Yukon River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alaska)
  53. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Yukon River!
  54. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Yukon River!
  55. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alaska and Canada, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  56. How many Alaskan Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?… At least 16. They have to go to Nome for the light bulb and they can’t go alone.
  57. You might be an Alaskan if… You have four seasons: 1. Almost Winter 2. Winter 3. Still Winter 4. Construction 
  58. You might be an Alaskan if… You’ve hit a pothole and totaled your car.
  59. There’s no place like Nome.
  60. Most Alaskans don’t keep their money in greedy banks, they keep it in Fairbanks.
  61. If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska, they’d live in Seward.
  62. I don’t know, but Alaska.
  63. May the North be with you.
  64. We’ll be burning up like Northern Lights
  65. Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt.
  66. I can’t a-fjord a trip to Alaska right now.
  67. I like big halibuts and I cannot lie.
  68. It’s hard to be crabby when the food is so good.
  69. A trip to Alaska is very a-moose-ing.
  70. It’s never a moose-take to come to Alaska.
  1. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 State Lakes)
  2. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The State Turnpike!
  3. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The State Turnpike!
  4. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the State River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alaska)
  5. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The State River!
  6. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The State River!
    If a plane crashed on the borders of state and state, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)