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- Check out our list of 101 Great Quotes for Moms!
- Mother’s Day Quotes
- Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes
- What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
- Sunday school teacher: Tell me, do you say prayers before eating?… Student: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
- Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the
ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of
the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The
driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell
him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
- Jackson is
32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t
you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred
replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I
bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.” His
friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution,
just find a girl who’s just like your mother.” A few months later they
meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your
mother like her?” With a frown on his face, Fred answers, “Yes, I found
the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my
mother liked her very much.” The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”
Fred replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”
- Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?… Because their kids have to play inside! (Top Animal Jokes)
mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat
attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away.
“See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s
important to learn a foreign language?”
- Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
- What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?… Mums.
- What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!”