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Top Joke Pages: 180 School JokesFamily Joke of the DayMay Jokes for Kids

Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day

May Jokes for Kids & Funny Spring Jokes for Kids

  • Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  • Graduation Jokes: What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
  1. May 1st: Top 10 May Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about May Day?… It doesn’t work for me! (Top 10 International Workers’ Day Jokes)
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes) #HelloMay
  3. Kentucky Derby May 4th: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality! (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  4. May 4th Star Wars Day Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.#Maythe4thBeWithYou
  5. May 5th Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes) #CincoDeMayo
  6. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Jokes for Each Month)
  7. What month always asks questions and permission?… May!
  8. May 8th: Bike to School Day / Bike Jokes for Kids: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.#biketoschoolday
  9. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Prom Jokes)
  10. Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  11. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?… Because their kids have to play inside! (Top Animal Jokes)
  12. Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  13. May 13th Apple Pie Day Jokes: What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?… You’re Nuts! (Psychology Jokes)
  14. Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  15. May 15th: National Chocolate Chip Day Jokes
  16. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Prom Jokes)
  17. May 17th: Bike to Work Day Bike Jokes for Kids: What did the flower say to the bike?… petal. #biketoworkday


June Jokes for Kids

Summer Jokes

  1. What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Top Father’s Day Quotes)