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June Jokes for Kids

June 1st: National Trails DayDid hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes for Kids

June 3rd: National Egg Day: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!(Egg Jokes for Kids)

June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes & Cheese Jokes for Kids)

June 7th: National Donut DayWhy did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids#NationalDonutDay

June 8th World Oceans Day Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)

June 10th National Iced Tea Day Jokes: What is a rappers favorite drink?… Ice Tea. (Iced Tea Jokes for Kids)

June 14th Flag Day Jokes:

June 15th National Lobster Day: Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.(Lobster Jokes for Kids)

June 16th Father’s Day What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Top Father’s Day Quotes)

June 21st 1st Day of Summer:Summer Jokes for KidsGraduation Jokes: What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty!

“I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate.” – Melanie White

Top 10 Spring Jokes: What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Fall Jokes for Kids)

A Book Never Written: When is The Last Day of School by Wendy Belrings

July Jokes for Kids

July 4th: July 4th Jokes for Kids

August Jokes for Kids

September Jokes for Kids

October Jokes for Kids

October 31st: Halloween Jokes for Kids)

November Jokes for Kids

(Thanksgiving Day Joke for Kids)

Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day

May Jokes for Kids & Funny Spring Jokes for Kids

  1. May 1st: Top 10 May Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about May Day?… It doesn’t work for me! (Top 10 International Workers’ Day Jokes)
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes) #HelloMay
  3. Kentucky Derby May 4th: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality! (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  4. May 4th Star Wars Day Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.#Maythe4thBeWithYou
  5. May 5th Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes) #CincoDeMayo
  6. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Jokes for Each Month)
  7. What month always asks questions and permission?… May!
  8. May 8th: Bike to School Day / Bike Jokes for Kids: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.#biketoschoolday
  9. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Prom Jokes)
  10. Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  11. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?… Because their kids have to play inside! (Top Animal Jokes)
  12. Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  13. May 13th Apple Pie Day Jokes: What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?… You’re Nuts! (Psychology Jokes)
  14. Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  15. May 15th: National Chocolate Chip Day Jokes
  16. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Prom Jokes)
  17. May 17th: Bike to Work Day Bike Jokes for Kids: What did the flower say to the bike?… petal. #biketoworkday
  18. What do you get when you complete science class?… A graduated cylinder. (Chemistry Jokes for Kids & Graduation Jokes for Kids)
  19. Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades. (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  20. May 20th World Bee Day Jokes: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) #WorldBeeDay
  21. A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring (School Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  22. May 22nd World Turtle Day Jokes: Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?… Because, it is too slow for fast food! (Fast Food Jokes & Turtle Jokes for Kids)
  23. I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Gum Jokes for Kids & Graduation one-liners)
  24. Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  25. Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  26. Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
  27. May 28th: National Hamburger Day: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  28. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Top 10 Lacrosse Jokes)
  29. Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  30. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Stanley Cup Jokes)
  31. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.(Basketball Jokes for Kids)