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May 15th: National Chocolate Chip Day

  1. When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  2. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies!
  3. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball JokesCoaching Youth BasketballYouth Basketball 101)
  5. What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips.
  6. Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Joke for Kids)
  7. Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
  8. More Cookie Jokes
  9. What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!
  10. What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  11. Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Dentist Jokes & Top Moms On Twitter)
  12. What is a monster’s favorite food?… Ghoul scout cookies. (Halloween Jokes)
  13. What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
  14. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Bacon Jokes)