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May 15th: National Chocolate Chip Day
August 4th: National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
- What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy! (Pirate Jokes)
- Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
- My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
- When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Car Jokes)
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
- What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
- Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
- What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips. (Computer Jokes)
- Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids & Mom Jokes)
- Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
- More Cookie Jokes
- What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!
- What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Dentist Jokes & Top Moms On Twitter)
- What is a monster’s favorite food?… Ghoul scout cookies. (Halloween Jokes)
- What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
- Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
- Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his dad was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids & Mom Jokes)