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Beard Jokes

  1. Who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?… The barber.
  2. What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes)
  3. What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Surfing Jokes)
  5. Why was Pavlov’s Hair so soft?… Classical conditioning. (Psychology Jokes)
  6. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?… Hair Force One! (Election Jokes)
  7. Barber Shop Sign: We play with scissors for the shear fun of it.
  8. How did the barber win the race?… He took a short cut.
  9. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. How does a bee brush its hair?…  With its honeycomb. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  11. Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  12. Soldiers in Heaven Little Jake asked his mother during the Memorial Day Parade: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?” “Of course they do!” protested his mother. “What makes you ask?” “There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards.” he replied The mother responded “Oh, that’s because most vets who go to Heaven get there by a close shave.” (Memorial Day Jokes)
  13. Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  14. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?… They use a harebrush (hairbrush). (Rabbit Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  15. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?… A barbercue.
  16. What do you call a goat with a beard?… Goatee.
  17. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Star Wars Jokes)
  18. Hair Salon Sign: We play with scissors for the shear fun of it.
  19. What would you get if you crossed a colonial hairpiece with a teepee?… A powdered wigwam! (American Revolution)