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  1. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Shark Jokes)
  3. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?… The Great Barrier Leaf. (World Geography Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  4. What detergent do surfers use to wash their wet suit?… Tide! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  5. What kind of hair do surfers have?… Wavy! 
  6. What did the wave say to the surfer?…  Have a swell time! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  7. How do surfers clean themselves?… They wash up on shore! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  8. How do people surfing say “HI” to each other?… They wave! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  9. Why didn’t the surfer ride the glassy waves?… Because he heard they were breaking! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  10. What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?… You’re turtally wicked! (Turtle Jokes for Kids)
  11. Why did the spider take swimming lessons?… He wanted to surf the Web. (Spiderman Jokes / Computer Jokes / Swimming Jokes)
  12. Why did the surfer cross the beach?… To get to the other tide.(World Oceans Day Jokes)
  13. What did the shark say to the surfer?… Come on in, the water’s fine! (Shark Jokes)
  14. Why are surfer’s generally more cheerful and relaxed then most others?… They are the only grownups who get to pee in their cloths on a regular basis.
  15. What’s a surfers favorite piece of clothing?… Tube socks.
  16. What did one surfer say to the other?… DUDE!
  17. How do you get a surfer to school on time?… Tell him the waves are bad! (180 School Jokes)
  18. Give a man a surfboard, and you’ve distracted him for a day. Teach a man to surf, and you can’t get him to work.
  19. Golf: For people who don’t know how to surf. (Golf Jokes)
  20. Surfing is one of the few sports where you can pee whenever you want. That’s why they call them wetsuits.
  21. What’s the difference between a surfer and a large pizza?… A large pizza can feed a family of five. (Pizza Jokes)
  22. What do you call a surfer who just broke up with his girlfriend?… homeless