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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  2. What is an iron workers favorite band?… Steely Dan. (365 Music Jokes)
  3. My coworker was fired on Leap Day… apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end.(Labor Day Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  4. What was Dr. Seuss’ mom’s job?… She was a Ma Seuss.
  5. Why was Gandalf hunched over and stressed out?… He was short-staffed! (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  6. My archaeologist co-worker tried to blackmail me the other day… Turns out he got a lot of dirt on me. (Archaeology Jokes)
  7. My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland… I’m a Not Real Estate Agent. (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  8. My annual performance review says I lack “passion & intensity,” guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a big plate of chocolate chip cookies! (Cookie Jokes)
  9. What did grandma say about her career as a young girl?… “I worked at the shoe showroom, and then they gave me the boot.”
  10. Why did the tree have to go to work every day this fall?… Because he couldn’t get any autumn leaves.
  11. How did the tree get a new job?… She had the right qua-leaf-ications. (Labor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  12. Lobster Pun: The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire… as he was tide to his company.
  13. Lobster Pun: Since the crustacean was late for work every day… she lobster job.
  14. Why did Grandma leave the job at the glue factory?… She could not stick with it.
  15. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  16. Why did the librarian take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to book some time for herself.  (Labor Day Jokes)
  17. Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
  18. Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful. (Wedding Jokes)
  19. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
  20. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  21. “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show? (Canoe Jokes)
  23. Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except fire… Fire works on the Labor Day. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the history of Labor Day? (Canoe Jokes)
  25. Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs & Indiana Jones Jokes)
  26. What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?… Raise the roof.
  27. I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast. (Skiing Jokes)
  28. Why did the summer camp counselor quit his job?… Because it was always in tents. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  29. Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now? (Pizza Jokes)
  30. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Gum Jokes)
  31. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers / Labor Day Jokes)
  32. Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?… Because they have such a high turnover rate! (Apple Pie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  33. I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it… but he can dish it out. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  34. What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect! (Pirate Jokes)
  35. Why did the lawnmower stop working on Labor Day?… It was tired of getting pushed around.
  36. I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  37. My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior…. He was a danger to himself and udders. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  38. Why don’t comedians celebrate Labor Day?… They’re always working on their jokes!
  39. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes & High School Jokes)
  40. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes & Lobster Jokes)
  41. Why did the firefighter take Labor Day off?… He needed to extinguish his stress. (Fireman Jokes)
  42. I thought about being a history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  43. Labor Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to college. It is Labor Day Weekend. (College Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  44. Can you still “work it”… on Labor Day? (Dance Jokes)
  45. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  46. My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea… but I missed the boat. (Canoe Jokes)
  47. The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp. (Shark Jokes)
  48. I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
  49. 1st worker: “I am still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.” Co-worker: “iIt’s pronounced ‘Croissant’ and you ate 4 of them.” (
  50. I got a job as an astronomer… My career is looking up. (Astronomy Jokes)
  51. Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper. (Fall Jokes)
  52. I recently got fired as an architect… An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn’t stabilized and I said it wasn’t my fault. (Earthquake Jokes)
  53. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  54. Why are elephants form a union… They work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  55. How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
  56. In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Lobster Jokes & Bread Jokes)
  57. Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. (Dentist Jokes)
  58. Why did the plumber take Labor Day off?… He needed to drain the stress out of his system. (Plumber Jokes)
  59. I worked at Starbucks… but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Coffee Jokes)
  60. There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  61. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Fireworks Jokes)
  62. I became a personal trainer in a gym… but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  63. I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. (Labor Day Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  64. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the date of Labor Day this year? (Canoe Jokes)
  65. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you take me to a Labor Day cookout? (Canoe Jokes)
  66. What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Bike Jokes)
  67. Why was the ghost so tired?… He worked the graveyard shift. (Ghost Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  68. What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” (Army Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  69. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Taco Jokes)
  70. Labor Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to school. It is Labor Day Weekend. (Labor Day Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  71. My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens…” He was a good man… but a lousy cabinet maker. (Grandparent Jokes)
  72. Why did the librarian take Labor Day off?… She needed to book some fun into her schedule. (Library Jokes)
  73. What do nuclear plants serve their workers for the Labor Day party?… Fission Chips. (Fishing Jokes)
  74. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind… so I got canned. (Orange Juice Jokes)
  75. I manufactured calendars… but my days were numbered. (365 Family Friendly Jokes)
  76. What is Labor Day?… A celebration that the pressure to lose weight for the summer is finally over.
  77. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and… finally withdrew from the job.
  78. What month should you never ask to the work overtime?… “NO” vember. (365 Basketball Jokes & November Jokes)
  79. Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the 1st day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  80. If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together… Would they call it Amazon Web Services? (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  81. Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?… They are key workers.
  82. I was a masseuse for a while… but I rubbed people the wrong way.
  83. I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies. (Labor Day Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  84. I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work. (Fall Jokes)
  85. Why are zombies cheap labor?… They don’t need a living wage. (Zombie Jokes)
  86. How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Super Bowl Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  87. Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling. (Minion Jokes)
  88. I tried being a teacher… but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Jokes for Teachers & Principal Jokes)
  89. I tried being a fireman… but I suffered burnout. (Fireman Jokes)
  90. I studied to become a doctor… but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Doctor Jokes)
  91. I took a job as an elevator operator… The job had its ups and downs… and then I got the shaft. (Elevator Jokes)
  92. I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn’t have the right altitude. (Pilot Jokes)
  93. What did the farmer say to his workers on Labor Day?… “I don’t carrot all, take the day off and lettuce celebrate!” (Farming Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  94. I’m throwing a Labor Day hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  95. Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. (Bee Jokes)
  96. How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills! (Christmas Jokes)
  97. I tried being a barber… I just didn’t make the cut. (Barber Jokes)
  98. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. (Covid Jokes & Taco Jokes)
  99. Why did the electrician stay home on Labor Day?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Electrician Jokes)
  100. Getting a divorce is like getting fired from a job you’ve hated for years. (Divorce Jokes)
  101. I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting… so they discharged me. (Electrician Jokes)
  102. I worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in… They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
  103. “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds (Labor Day Jokes & 4th of July Jokes / Back to School Jokes)
  104. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket… I was too high strung. (Tennis Jokes)
  105. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  106. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough… They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Cupcake Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  107. I am aspirin’ to be a professional pharmacist.
  108. I tried working in a car muffler factory… but that was exhausting. (Car Jokes)
  109. Why did the lifeguard take Labor Day off?… She needed a day to shore up her energy and catch some rays. (Sun Jokes)
  110. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Train Jokes)
  111. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company… but the work was just too draining. (Swimming Jokes)
  112. How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth. (Dentist Jokes)
  113. Since I became a lumberjack I have cut down 2,854 trees… I know this because every time I cut one down I keep a log. (Tree Jokes)
  114. If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. (Popcorn Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  115. Weren’t you a professional lobsterman?… Yes, but it seems that living on my net income was harder than I thought beforehand. (Lobster Jokes)
  116. Gandalf was very unhappy at work… He couldn’t find his staff! (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  117. How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  118. Boy: What does your father do for a living? Friend: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Boy: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Friend: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother. (Magic Jokes)
  119. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  120. Today is Labor Day… So I greeted my mom a Happy Mother’s day!
  121. Today Americans celebrate Labor Day… By not working and expecting to get paid for it.
  122. I wanted to join the Navy… But that ship has sailed… I’ll sea myself out. (Navy Jokes)
  123. Why did the carpenter take time off on Labor Day?… He needed to hammer out his vacation plans. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  124. What did the pilot say when he hadn’t studied for his big airlines exam?… I’m just going to wing it. (Pilot Jokes)
  125. Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job… They should take a bough. (Tree Jokes)
  126. I became a chef after I left the army… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  127. Why did the camp ranger quit his job?… Because it was always in tents! (Camping Jokes)
  128. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
  129. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  130. Why did the landscaper take Labor Day off?… He needed to mow down his stress. 
  131. Why did the dentist take Labor Day off?… She needed to floss her mind. (Dentist Jokes)
  132. Why do we have Labor Day in September?… Because May Day was already taken! (May Day Jokes & September Jokes)
  133. Why can’t croissant dough hold a steady job?… Because it’s always getting baked.
  134. Why did the chef take the day off on Labor Day?… Because he needed to knead his dough. 
  135. Why did the computer programmer take the day off on Labor Day?… Because he needed a byte to eat! (Computer Jokes)
  136. Why did the artist take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to brush up on his skills. (Art Jokes)
  137. Why did the librarian take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to book some time for herself. (Library Jokes)
  138. Why did the mailman take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to deliver himself from exhaustion. (Mailman Jokes)
  139. Why did the mathematician take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to factor in some relaxation time. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  140. Why did the teacher take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to grade herself on her time management skills. (September Jokes)
  141. Why did the scientist take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to experiment with some fun! 
  142. Why did the track athlete take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to run some errands. (Track and Field Jokes)
  143. Why did the dentist take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to brush up on his relaxation skills. (Dentist Jokes)
  144. Why did the musician take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to rest his keys. (365 Music Jokes)
  145. Why did the chef take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to cook up some fun. 
  146. Why did the gardener take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to plant himself on the couch. (Gardening Jokes)
  147. Why did the astronaut take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to take a giant leap into relaxation. (Astronaut Jokes)
  148. Why did the banker take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to deposit some relaxation time in her schedule. 
  149. Why did the insurance agent take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to insure her own well-being. 
  150. Why did the lawyer take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to argue his case for relaxation. (Lawyer Jokes) 
  151. Why did the police officer take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to patrol his own well-being. (Police Jokes)
  152. Why did the scarecrow win an award?… Because he was outstanding in his field. (Farming Jokes)
  153. What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a frog?… A day off that really jumps! (Frog Jokes)
  154. I’m so tired from working… I could sleep through Labor Day! (Napping Jokes)
  155. I don’t always take time off work, but when I do, it’s for Labor Day. 
  156. How do you know if your boss is a vampire?… They hate sunlight and love to suck the life out of labor! (Vampire Jokes)
  157. What did the big flower say to the little flower on Labor Day?… “You need to branch out and take a day off!” (Flower Jokes)
  158. What do you call a pizza maker who works on Labor Day?… A slice of life! (Pizza Jokes)
  159. Why did the robot take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Robot Jokes)
  160. They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  161. I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  162. This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  163. How does a pencil hire workers?… He appoints them. (Pencil Jokes)
  164. How do you know people who write instructions for places like IKEA must be in good shape?… All that manual labor.
  165. Why was the tunnel worker unhappy on Labor Day?… Because he was working with a boring machine.
  166. They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns. (Dentist Jokes & (King Jokes)
  167. I never became professional badminton player?… I was too high strung. (Badminton Jokes)
  168. Why are trees the best networkers?… They’re constantly branching out! (Tree Jokes)
  169. I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes. (Pasta Jokes)
  170. My dear old grandmother always used to say the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach…. That’s why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon. (Grandparent Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  171. Two bankers went into a taqueria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases and started to eat! The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged tacos. (Labor Day Jokes)
  172. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids & Donut Jokes)
  173. How’s the fireworks business?… Booming!! (Fireworks Jokes)
  174. I’m good at firework displays… I’ve got a flare for it. (Fireworks Jokes for Kids)
  175. When is Labor Day?… About 9 months after Father’s Day.
  176. What do you call a sick co-worker?… Staff infection. (Doctor Jokes)
  177. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday… However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
  178. What did the out of work rat write on his cardboard scrap?… Don’t mind pressing a lever for food. (Psychology Jokes)
  179. Why do construction crews on Mt. Rushmore have such a hard time figuring out who the boss is?… Because it’s covered with foremen. (South Dakota Jokes)
  180. What do you call a snake that works for the Government?… A Civil Serpent. (Snake Jokes)
  181. I tried working in a donut shop… but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  182. I became a Velcro salesman… but I couldn’t stick with it.
  183. I took a job as an upholsterer… but I never recovered.
  184. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?… It was on paid leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  185. I was a professional fisherman… but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Lobster Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  186. Happy Labor Day to all the moms out there… We appreciate everything you went through! (Mom Jokes)
  187. My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up. (Labor Day Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  188. I sold origami… but the business folded.
  189. Why did the stand-up comedian’s joke on Labor Day didn’t work out?… Guess it was because he was preoccupied.
  190. The corn stalk decided to change careers… He went into a completely different field. (Corn Jokes)
  191. Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?… They’re seedy. (Watermelon Jokes)
  192. Sunglasses manufacturers and Hitmen have something in common… They are both into shady business. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  193. Second Amendment If you are against the second amendment… you could get fired. (Constitution Jokes)
  194. I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend”… It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.” (Milk Jokes)
  195. She got fired from her job as a hot dog vendor because she put her hair in a bun. (Hot Dog Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  196. My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.  He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.”  I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.” (Beer Jokes)
  197. In honor of Earth Day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Earth Day Jokes)
  198. Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! (U.S. Teacher Unions & Labor Day Jokes)
  199. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Pizza Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  200. I worked in the woods as a lumberjack… but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. (Tree Jokes)
  201. Why should pirates work for FedEx?… They have the fastest ships in the shipping business. (Pirate Jokes)
  202. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  203. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  204. Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?… They always have seed money. (Watermelon Jokes)
  205. Labor Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand… I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  206. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it… Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  207. I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. (Pencil Jokes)
  208. I turned to farming… but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Farming Jokes)
  209. Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
  210. What did the construction worker and pregnant lady have in common?… They were both in labor. (Baby Jokes)
  211. What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations! (Jokes for Teachers & Ice Cream Jokes)
  212. I just started a job at an ice cream shop… Unlimited ice cream. I’m livin’ the cream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  213. I thought about being an historian… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  214. What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?… a quitar. (Guitar Jokes)
  215. 7-year old niece: Is Aunty having her baby today?… Because you said today is Labor Day!
  216. You know, I used to be a teacher… but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
  217. I took a job at UPS… but I couldn’t express myself.
  218. Why did the tiler want to work on Labor Day?… Fear of missing grout.
  219. Freddy Krueger got a job offer to clean mirrors… He took it because it’s something he can see himself doing. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  220. The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.
  221. Why is the archeologist depressed?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs & Indiana Jones Jokes
  222. Why are elephants always go on strike?… They work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  223. Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  224. Why did the elephant leave the circus?… He was work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  225. My Dad used to work all day grinding up tree bark and branches… He was always a chipper guy. (Tree Jokes)
  226. Why can’t carpenters play hockey?… They always get nailed to the boards. (Hockey Jokes)
  227. Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?… They’re great at icing cakes. (Cake Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  228. Why do giraffes make bad bosses?… Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees. (Giraffe Jokes)
  229. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. (Pizza Jokes)
  230. “As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, holidays and of course retirement.” Tom Goins
  231. What do coffee shop workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Hamburger Jokes)
  232. What job did Spider Man apply for on Indeed?… Web developer. (Spiderman Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  233. In college I interned for a company that sold vaults… I really treasured my time. (College Jokes)
  234. Ski Pun: I used to be a professional ski athlete… It just went downhill from there. (Skiing Jokes)
  235. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe pick up some pizza on your way home from work? (Canoe Jokes)
  236. I never became professional pickle ball player… I was too high strung. (Pickleball Jokes)
  237. Why did the summer camp director quit his job?… Because it was always in tents. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  238. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. (Car Jokes)
  239. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  240. Why did the company hire a lacrosse player?… They needed help cutting corners. (Lacrosse Jokes)
  241. I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people’s heads… I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter. (Movie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  242. Why were the police on a lookout for the maze designer?… He had gotten lost in his own work. (Police Jokes)
  243. Why did the mechanic take Labor Day off?… He needed to oil up his engine and recharge his batteries. (Car Jokes)
  244. I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates… They sent me to the manager’s office. (Hockey Jokes)
  245. How do they hire a NBA draft pick?… With stilts. (NBA Draft Jokes)
  246. Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?… Because all the kids are flossing all the time now! (Dentist Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  247. On one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at Seaworld. On the other h. . . AARGH!!! (Shark Jokes)
  248. What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Hamburger Jokes)
  249. My successful pancake business was recently shut down… Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
  250. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. (Winter Jokes)
  251. What should Apple gift their employees on Labor Day?… Windows since they work in the dark.
  252. Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  253. A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the navy… You’d be a subcontractor. (Navy Jokes)
  254. What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day! (Mardi Gras Jokes) 
  255. When I grow up I want to be a veterinarian then go into the army, and become a veteran so I can become…A Vet Vet. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  256. I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I’m free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.” (Gymnastics Jokes)
  257. Why didn’t the government pay attention to the issues of the local workers who worked in caves on Labor Day?… They considered them miner issues.
  258. Why shouldn’t people with a mean attitude become masseurs?… Nobody wants to be rubbed the wrong way.
  259. What month should you never ask to the work the clock at a basketball game?… “NO” vember. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  260. What’s a drill team?… A group of dentists who work together. (Dentist Jokes)
  261. What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?… “Looks like it’s my night off.” (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  262. Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Taco Jokes)
  263. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Taco Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  264. Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?… No, I haven’t sausage a place. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  265. Dentists practice the trade by going through many drills. (Dentist Jokes)
  266. What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a potato?… A day to rest and hash out your problems.
  267. How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?… By selling out! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  268. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Shock a lot. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  269. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist. (Dracula Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  270. Why was the scarecrow awarded the best employee on International Workers’ Day?… He was out-standing in his field.
  271. Word-of-mouth was how I got my job at the dentist’s office. (Dentist Jokes)
  272. My business selling palm trees wasn’t a success… People thought I was offering them a shady deal. (Tree Jokes)
  273. Why did the nurse take Labor Day off?… She needed to take a break and check her pulse.
  274. Covid: This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.
  275. How did the apple tree get the job?… It had the right qua-leaf-ications. (Tree Jokes)
  276. Why isn’t the squirrel hard at work collecting acorns at the oak tree?… She called in sick and went to the beech. (Tree Jokes & Beach Jokes)
  277. Why did the zookeeper refuse to work the elephant enclosure?… The work kept piling up. (Elephant Jokes)
  278. More companies should launch products on April Fools’ Day… so that if they aren’t well-received, they can say it was just a prank. (April Fools’s Day Jokes)
  279. Why did the office worker take Labor Day off?… He needed a day to file away his stress.
  280. I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day?… She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommies of the world go into labor.” (Mother’s Day Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  281. What did the elephant do to unwind after work?… He watched ele-vision! (Elephant Jokes)
  282. My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!.”  I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”  She said, “You’re fired.” (Marriage Jokes)
  283. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu. (Labor Day Jokes)
  284. What do you call a group of union workers on Labor Day?… A day of rest-olution!
  285. Why did the electrician take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to rewire his brain.
  286. I wanted to be a barber… but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes)
  287. What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Hunting Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  288. I thought about being a history major… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (College Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  289. Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Earth Day Jokes)
  290. I never became professional tennis player… I was too high strung. (Tennis Jokes)
  291. Whom did the electrician union invite on Labor Day weekend event?… AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
  292. I lost my job at the Velcro factory… I tried very hard, but in the end, I couldn’t stick with it.
  293. Did my wife tell you about a Labor day joke… It didn’t work for her.
  294. Which engineers were the most friendliest at the Labor Day BBQ?… Of course, civil engineers.
  295. Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate! (Orange Juice Jokes)
  296. What should you not think about on Labor Day?… That the next holiday is Thanksgiving.
  297. What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!” (Shark Jokes)
  298. I think I want to quit my real estate job. I’d rather clean mirrors for a living…. It’s just something I can see myself doing.
  299. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works. (Fireworks Jokes)
  300. How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  301. What does Santa spend his wages on?… Jingle bills! (Christmas Jokes)
  302. Who invented Daylight Saving Time?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
  303. If all wealth is gained through labor… why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?
  304. What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  305. If a monster’s working week begins on a Moan Day, when does it end?… On a Fright day. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  306. I thought about being a middle school history teacher… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  307. If today is labor day… how many babies were born? (Mother’s Day Jokes / Doctor Jokes / Baby Jokes)
  308. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. (Fireworks Jokes)
  309. The best way to celebrate Labor Day is by filing for unemployment.
  310. Why can’t cookie dough hold a steady job?… Because it’s always getting baked. (Cookie Jokes)
  311. As soon as the 2017 inauguration is over, I’m getting a position on Trump’s ethics committee… I’m not political, I just need some quiet time alone. (Inauguration Jokes)
  312. The date is 20 January 2017. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President. He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Obama and says “You’re Fired!” (Inauguration Jokes)
  313. Vladimir Putin has announced that he will be resigning as the President of Russia in January… He Putin his two month notice. (Inauguration Jokes)
  314. I thought about being an elementary school history teacher… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (Elementary School Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  315. Why are hot dogs angry?… They are always getting roasted. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  316. Why did the teacher take Labor Day off?… She needed a break from grading all those papers.
  317. What job did the Cat in the Hat have at the circus?… Acrocat. (Cat Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  318. What’s an unemployed person’s favorite cookie?… Pooreo’s. (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  319. What’s the hardest trick in skateboarding?… Getting a job. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  320. Daughter: Is Auntie having her baby today? Mother: Why did you think she is about to give birth? Daughter: Because you said today was Labor Day! (Baby Jokes)
  321. Grandpa: “I used to have an origami business.” Grandson: “What happened to it?” Grandpa: “It folded!” (Grandparent Jokes)
  322. I’ve retired, and I find I’m a perfect fit for this job! (Retirement Jokes)
  323. Why was the pregnant woman worried?… She’d told her husband it was Labor day and instead of coming to the hospital, he’d gone straight home!
  324. I got a job as a banker. I quit on the first week of his new job… I just didn’t have a lot of interest in it.
  325. Why did the astrologer not choose to become a historian when he was in high school?… He didn’t see a future in that field.
  326. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  327. Why did the man leave his job at the donut shop?… He easily got exhausted of the hole concept.
  328. The only dinosaur that didn’t do any kind of physical labor is mybackisaur. (Dinosaur Jokes)
  329. A worker was annoyed about only being allowed to use his left arm during work… He didn’t want to give up his rights.
  330. I am really excited about buying my first broom for my job as a cleaner… I was finally in the in-dust-ry.
  331. This Labor Day let’s salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.
  332. The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing. (Surfing Jokes)
  333. What do lawyers wear to work on Labor Day?… A lawsuit. (Lawyer Jokes)
  334. Why did ancient Egyptians have a hard time recruiting laborers?… It was a pyramid scheme.
  335. How did a calendar factory worker get fired?… He took a day off on Labor Day.
  336. What is Hercules’ favorite holiday?… Labor Day.
  337. Why do managers never go bowling with their employees?… Because they are afraid of them striking. (Bowling Jokes)
  338. What is a pregnant woman’s favorite holiday?… Labor Day.
  339. Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during Covid?… They are key workers. (Covid Jokes)
  340. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Labor Day?… A pouch potato!
  341. Why did the union refuse to march on Labor Day?… They needed a day off.
  342. I had a terrible Labor Day weekend.  My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm.  She’s all right now.
  343. What do you call a group of workers who refuse to take a break on Labor Day?… Workaholics!
  344. What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a golfer?… A day to tee off and relax.
  345. What do you call a group of sleeping union workers on Labor Day?.. A napkin!
  346. How do ice-creams get to work?… The ice-cream van! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  347. What did the businesswoman say?… We’re in bees-ness!
  348. What did the painter say to the wall on Labor Day?… “Let’s take a break and enjoy the day off!”
  349. Why did the painter take Labor Day off?… He needed to brush up on his relaxation skills.
  350. What do you call a factory worker who takes a day off?… Unemployed on Labor Day!
  351. Why did the grilled cheese sandwich maker get promoted?… He did a really gouda job at work. (Grilled Cheese Jokes)
  352. What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?… Lieo de Bosso.

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