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Top Joke Pages:
- September Hashtag of the Day
- September Knock Knock Jokes
- Top 10 September Jokes & 101 September Jokes
- 2021 Jokes
- Peanut Butter Jokes & Top 50 Peanut Jokes
- Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best peanut jokes!
- What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?… An animal who is nuts about predicting the start of spring.
- What competition do peanuts hockey teams participate in?… The peanut butter cup. (Peanut Butter Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- I just made a playlist for hiking in California. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
- I am a judge for peanut beauty pageants… My job is pretty nuts.
- I once got in a rap battle with a peanut… He was roasted. (365 Music Jokes)
- Most people don’t know where peanuts grow… It’s totally underground.
- Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes / Zoo Jokes / Labor Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- I can’t read Charlie Brown comics anymore… Turns out I’m allergic to peanuts. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?… A jellyfish.
- Why did the peanut never come to school?… Because everyone was allergic to him. (Jokes for Teachers)
- How does a peanut sneeze?… CASHEW.
- Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?… The Snack Bar! (Beer Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut, pistachio and cashew?… It was nut funny!
- What do peanuts wear on their feet?… Cashews.
- What is a peanut’s favorite basketball drill for defense?… The shell drill. (365 Basketball Jokes)
- I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway … just in case there’s a traffic jam.
- I once got in a rap battle with a peanut… He was roasted. (Music Jokes)
- How do you make a peanut laugh?… You crack it up.
- What do you call a soft peanut?… A fluffernutter.
- Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives… I’m not ever buying any more baby oil.
- Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?… Because they were nuts! (Psychology Jokes)
- Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?… The Reese’s was in pieces.
- Did you hear about the peanut that wanted to be a teacher?… It wanted to go into macadamia.
- Wanna hear a rumor about peanut butter?… Nevermind, I’d rather not spread it.
- What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astronut! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What’s the most valuable kind of nut?… A cash-ew!
- Why did Mr. Peanut go to the hospital?… Because he was a-salted. (Doctor Jokes & Police Jokes)
- As much as they tried, the ladies couldn’t get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor… He was a bit of a wall nut.
- Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! (Car Jokes)
- What did the apple say to the peanuts?… You’re Nuts! (Apple Jokes)
- Why did the squirrel want a pay rise?… They were paid peanuts!
- What’s a peanut’s favorite Shakepeare line?… To be or nut to be!
- What do chipmunks like to watch on TV?… Anything on Nut-flix!
- What do you call peanuts with guns?… Packing Peanuts.
- What did the aggressive walnut say to the group of peanuts?… You better hope I don’t cashew outside!!
- The peanuts are running around the yard playing tag… The peanut that is It keeps yelling, “I’m gonna cashew!”
- My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day… I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
- Which nut loves chess?… A chess-nut!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about peanuts?
- How do you catch an elephant?… Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut! (Elephant Jokes)
- What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?… Garden hose! (Flower Jokes)
- Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted). (Walking Jokes & Police Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good peanut knock-knock joke?
- What did the peanut say to the elephant?… Nothing, peanuts can’t talk. (Elephant Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good peanuts knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What kind of nuts hang?… wallnuts.
- Two peanuts were walking down the road… Suddenly a robber jumped out and one was assalted. (Police Jokes)
- What did the peanut say to the moon?… Nothing.. Peanuts don’t speak. (Full Moon Jokes)
- Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives… I think I’m allergic to Peanuts. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- I would like to share you this joke about peanut butter but I won’t. Because you might spread it.
- What do you call a peanut with a cold?… CASHEW!
- Why the motorist spread peanut butter on the road?… So they’d have something to go with the traffic jam!
- What do you call a nut with a hairy lip?… A moustachio!
- What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?… A walnut!
- What smells like nuts but is invisible?… A squirrel’s fart!
- What noise did the nut make when it sneezed?… CAAAA-SHEW!
- Where’s the best place to find out facts about nuts?… he inter-nut!
- Why did the peanut go to prom?… It was a classy no-shell affair!