Google Search “Peanut Jokes”
- I can’t read Charlie Brown comics anymore… Turns out I’m allergic to peanuts. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station!
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
- Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted). (Walking Jokes)
- What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astronut!
- What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?… Garden hose!
- Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?… The Snack Bar!
- How do you catch an elephant?… Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
- What did the peanut say to the elephant?… Nothing, peanuts can’t talk
- Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?… Because they were nuts!
- What kind of nuts hang?… wallnuts.