(Peanut Jokes)

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  1. I can’t read Charlie Brown comics anymore… Turns out I’m allergic to peanuts. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  2. Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station!
  3. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?…  I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
  4. Two peanuts were walking down a road… One was a salted (assaulted). (Walking Jokes)
  5. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?…  An astronut!
  6. What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?…  Garden hose!
  7. Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks?…  The Snack Bar!
  8. How do you catch an elephant?…  Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
  9. What did the peanut say to the elephant?…  Nothing, peanuts can’t talk
  10. Why did the peanuts run across the busy road?…  Because they were nuts!
  11. What kind of nuts hang?…  wallnuts.